You Know What? I’m Done Grieving. I Want Stolas To Have A Gun.

Forget Fizz shaking, this would give Stolas a heart attack

I'm just imagining Stolas reading the paper the day after this episode and he's flipping through all the "FIZZAROLLI QUITS" and "FIZZMODEUS CONFIRMED" pages and then he sees these pictures or something and chokes on his cereal

“you look tired are you okay?”

no i’m not i spent all night writing about depressed gay people thanks for asking tho

you sure wanna interrupt devil’s poker night?

Seeing Stars showed us just how gay they can be and I'm so ready for more of the bitchy old married gay couple energy from them

IM READY GIMME GIMME

Brandon rocking it

REJECT RENDERING RETURN TO ANIMATION RAAAAAAGH

some stills from the thing ^_^

Drake, resistance lady durge. Currently making art of her as a kid 😭🥺

Everyone should show me their Lady Durges

I want to see all of the bleak, violent, seductive, ragefilled, aggressive, mournful women in all their glory. Resist Durge, Obedient Durge, hates Bhaal or loves Bhaal, found love and new purpose amongst the companions or pining hopelessly for the life they lost

Give them to me

"i can't believe aziraphale had goth david tennant and FUMBLED him" "aziraphale should give me that gay alt demon he doesn't know what to do with all that" you idiots crowley doesn't WANT your reasonable ass. he specifically derives his enrichment from surgically and methodically dissecting the object of his affection in order to figure out how to safely wedge himself in the infinitesimal crevice between its saviour complex on one side and debilitating insecurity on the other side and strategizing how to subtly do that over the course of 6000 years as gingerly as possible or else it will get startled and panic like a horse when it hears a loud sound and start bucking and kicking and trampling over everything they've built and possibly injure itself in the process. crowley is a demon of very specific taste and he wants this or NOTHING and y'all talk big but can't even begin to satisfy this tall order. sit down.

Just want to get this off my chest now, considering the tension between Octavia and Stolas is very likely to reach a boiling point within the next two episodes.

Please do not demonize (pun not intended) Octavia if she ends up snapping at Stolas and ends up potentially cutting him out of her life temporarily or whatever happens. I am begging you all.

She is a 17 year old who has grown up in a very unstable home, who has been abused by her mother, (Yes, Stella abusing Stolas counts as child abuse, even more so considering in s1 e2, Stella just openly abuses Stolas in front of Octavia, not even trying to hide it anymore.)

who is going through a very messy divorce she practically knows nothing about, (such as the fact Stella and Stolas were arranged, for example.), which has suddenly and massively just upturned her life, and I wouldn't be surprised if she's being manipulated by Andrealphus and Stella, considering they have a very strong motive to do so. Plus, she doesn't know anywhere near the full extent of how abusive Stella is and has been.

So please, when the tension between Octavia and Stolas reaches it's boiling point, do not demonize the 17 year old who doesn't know all that much about the situation she's in. I promise you all, she will come around eventually and realize that Stolas does love her, that Stella is the abuser and that Stolas is in her corner, even if Stolas isn't perfect about it, as she grows and matures more.

Plot twist I made a comic (spoiler alert I used screenshots for the newspaper bc I'm lazy)

Forget Fizz shaking, this would give Stolas a heart attack

I'm just imagining Stolas reading the paper the day after this episode and he's flipping through all the "FIZZAROLLI QUITS" and "FIZZMODEUS CONFIRMED" pages and then he sees these pictures or something and chokes on his cereal