You Sure Wanna Interrupt Devil’s Poker Night?

Gotta love how Stolitz is like... childhood friends to strangers to transactional fuckbuddies of the kinky kind to exes to *almost fucking die for each other* to roommates to "omg omg are we about to kiss rn 😳"

Look I'm not saying there's gonna be a fight where Blitz says he understands and Stolas says "you don't! I've lost everything!" And blitz just looks at him and Stolas feels his heart sink and that's how Stolas finds out about the Fire, but

Oh fuck I just realized that Stolas losing everything is an echo of Blitzø losing everything, after the fire.

Except Stolas has Blitzø. Who knows what it's like to lose it all. Who's tending to him exactly as he he wished someone could have taken care of him afterwards.

Listen, Blitzø's amount of resilience is incredible. Maybe Stolas's would be too, if he were really forced to be all on his own with nothing. But obviously, Blitzø is going to do his damndest to never let them find out.

Gaahhh they're so perfect for each other.

this is the real reason i can't write a poolverine fic, i'm not funny enough to write wade winston wilson

ppl talk about the difficulty of writing characters smarter than yourself, but the real challenge is writing a character who is funnier than you are

It’s just a dream, Crowley

Gonna do 6:02 (idk why I replied originally)

Mastermind Timestamp Game~

Just copying what @warblogs17282 did for Ghostfuckers, and doing one for Mastermind since we're 10 days away from the episode release! How exciting! 😁

Claiming 13:26, it seems random enough, and I'm praying it isn't angsty. Please~

Just reply/reblog with your time, and when the episode releases, reblog with a screenshot.

Look I love fizzarozzie but I very much believe (even if it's never shown/addressed) that Fizz is going to be so fucking mad at Oz.

"YOU WERE GOING TO WATCH MY BEST FRIEND GET EXECUTED AND YOU SAID NOTHING?"

Also-

WHAT THE FUCK OZZIE

You said nothing.

NOTHING.

Even Bee said something to Blitz's character.

I'm disappointed in you dude.

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

Domestic Stolitz sketches

Oops! Humans your demon.

References by Madi.ufo, Mellon_soup, or from frames of the show

I'm gonna be so real, these 5 seconds more than anything else are what tell me that there's going to be a positive resolution to the Octavia/Stolas/Blitzø arc. They've been establishing the fact that Via and Blitzø are compatible as friends since Loo Loo Land (quote: "I hate that fucking clown").

Oh my god they’re going to be best friends one day aren’t they