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HELLUVA BOSS IS A MEXICAN NOVEL AND I CAN PROVE IT🤣

EVIL FATHER

EVIL MOM/WIFE

EVIL BROTHER HOW HELPS ON THE SISTERS EVIL’S PLANE

FORBIDDEN LOVE (Also poor x rich)

BETRAYAL

PREGNANCY

and our favorite mexican boy ❤️❤️

I NEED THEM INTERACTING

Gotta love how Stolitz is like... childhood friends to strangers to transactional fuckbuddies of the kinky kind to exes to *almost fucking die for each other* to roommates to "omg omg are we about to kiss rn 😳"

prev is so right that "real fast" somehow changed Blitzø's brain chemistry. what the fuck kinda wet cat rizz did Stolas pull out that night and why the hell did it work

i was rewatching helluva boss and... is he wearing stolas's robe? IS THAT STOLAS'S ROBE FGHJKJHGFGHNJ WHAT

stolas look oUT— oh my god he cant hear me. he doesnt even know whats coming for him

I did another one 🦎❤️‍🩹🦉

They are constantly occupying my mind ❤️🤍💜

(I'm gonna update this tomorrow but feel free to reblog still)

This is exactly how watching Mastermind felt btw

Helluva Boss - Like a Prayer

Look I'm not saying there's gonna be a fight where Blitz says he understands and Stolas says "you don't! I've lost everything!" And blitz just looks at him and Stolas feels his heart sink and that's how Stolas finds out about the Fire, but

Oh fuck I just realized that Stolas losing everything is an echo of Blitzø losing everything, after the fire.

Except Stolas has Blitzø. Who knows what it's like to lose it all. Who's tending to him exactly as he he wished someone could have taken care of him afterwards.

Listen, Blitzø's amount of resilience is incredible. Maybe Stolas's would be too, if he were really forced to be all on his own with nothing. But obviously, Blitzø is going to do his damndest to never let them find out.

Gaahhh they're so perfect for each other.

Plot twist I made a comic (spoiler alert I used screenshots for the newspaper bc I'm lazy)

Forget Fizz shaking, this would give Stolas a heart attack

I'm just imagining Stolas reading the paper the day after this episode and he's flipping through all the "FIZZAROLLI QUITS" and "FIZZMODEUS CONFIRMED" pages and then he sees these pictures or something and chokes on his cereal

Dialogue V.S Soliloquy

... and why we haven't really had a Helluva Boss love confession yet.

~*~ Spoilers Below for Mastermind ~*~

I've seen a lot of confusion on this topic floating around the internet and I thought I would offer up my 2 cents on the matter. Like, maybe Vivzie will come out with a tweet that proves this entire theory wrong or something but until then, here is my interpretation.

The song starts off as Stolas addressing the courtroom. He even leads into it saying something like "Lets do this the way I do best- with song." He then proceeds to play a sort of evil villain role, pretending that everything was all part of his evil plan and how dare this dumb little Imp try to take credit for his accomplishments- really playing up the condescension in a way that the Goetia will buy. He's playing to his audience with the ultimate goal of redirecting the blame from Blitz to himself. He's campy and dramatic the whole time until he gets to the line "And I have no regrets."

At that point you will notice a change in the background. As soon as he sings that line we suddenly aren't in the courtroom anymore but in this starry galaxy backdrop with feathers floating around and he immediately sings "I have regrets." Like, it's the very next line. "I have no regrets. I have regrets." The tone shifts from his silly villain monologue to something sadder and more somber. All of this combined is why I believe that this is when the song stops being an address to the court room and becomes a soliloquy.

If you think back to highschool when you were learning about Romeo and Juliet, that's when most people learn about soliloquy- A device used in theater to let the audience into the character's mind. It's usually shown as the character on stage by themselves, speaking their thoughts aloud so that we as the audience can know what they're thinking, but it's accepted that the other characters in the play cannot hear this part.

When Mastermind makes the drastic shift away from campy stage play into somber reverie, I believe this is meant to be a soliloquy. After all, the "I have no regrets. I have regrets" line wouldn't make any sense if Stolas was still addressing the courtroom. He doesn't want them to know he has regrets or that he's questioning everything or that he's even questioning why he's willing to throw everything away for this one man that he's not even on good terms with right now. Additionally, Blitz's parts in this song are his thoughts too: "What have you done?" and "I don't deserve this."

They were both screaming in their heads about how much they love each other but I don't think they've said it out loud, not to each other or anyone else. When Satan sings his part he doesn't comment on any of the lovey dovey stuff, just "Isn't that adorable, we've been betrayed by one of our own." He only comments on Stolas's performance from the beginning of the song. He goes on to talk about how Stolas's hubris had gotten the better of him, but nothing of his heart.

These two haven't confessed their love, they've just both accepted it. I think the purpose of the duet was to show that they're finally on the same page with what they want out of the relationship, but they've still got some work to do in regard to actually getting there. They've said it in their heads- now they need to say it to each other.

we were all so hung up on this foresahdowing....

...we completely ignored THIS forshadowing.

They went so unreasonably hard with this sequence in Mastermind and I still can't get the colors and imagery out of my head

IT'S THE WAY THEIR INTERNAL WORLDS BLEED TOGETHER. the way blitz still looks up at him, still in front of him and bathed in light, but the way they're on equal ground this time; there's no pedestal. the golden chains forcing blitz away from stolas vs them dragging blitz to him in truth seekers. stolas on his knees looking up at blitz (the moon) vs blitz on his knees watching stolas. the way that stolas has the freedom to fly after the moon vs blitz being chained down and unable to reach for him. the golden feathers. insane

He showed up in his eldritch form, based on this

So all of Hell saw Stolas show up in his full demonic form. Am I a little sad we only got the implication of eldritch Stolas? Maybe but the song made up for it holy shit

What an entrance!

so uh. everyone who wrote fics about Stolas losing his title/powers and blitz immediately taking him in. how we feeling tn

touch the pretty thing

Forget Fizz shaking, this would give Stolas a heart attack

I'm just imagining Stolas reading the paper the day after this episode and he's flipping through all the "FIZZAROLLI QUITS" and "FIZZMODEUS CONFIRMED" pages and then he sees these pictures or something and chokes on his cereal

That scene in apology tour hits so much harder when you listen to the background music and you realize that the lyrics are saying "Don't touch that pretty thing" as he reaches out and pulls away.

We know he thinks Stolas deserves better than him, but damn if it doesn't hurt that he thinks his hands (himself) are too scarred to touch that pretty thing.

Busy thinking of this image again and I've just noticed how Blitz's hand is barely not touching Stolas' hand here, plus Blitz's hand is balled up into a fist, like he's purposefully stopping himself from holding Stolas' hand here despite how much Blitz clearly wants to hold his hand.

Now that I've noticed this little detail, it makes these two memories shown in s2 e10 hurt just that bit more tbh

First time drawing Stolitz using this silly template by Cindersart 🥰

Seeing Stars showed us just how gay they can be and I'm so ready for more of the bitchy old married gay couple energy from them

IM READY GIMME GIMME

does anyone else think about how in Oops, stolas never finds out that Blitzø was kidnapped with Fizz? I know obviously Crimson had no reason to show Blitzø in the ransom video, but I cannot stop imagining how this scene would have gone if Stolas had seen Blitzø tied up and gagged too

While this episode didn't give us the reconciliation of Stoliz we wanted. It does give Blitz the reality check he needed.

Where it began

Where it ends

Gang.... this might be controversial but

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Spoilers for the newest helluva boss episode

TW! mentions of sex, abusive relationships, helluva boss in general

I really like stolas and this random succubus (ima name him eric) as a couple for a few reasons.

1. LOOK AT HOW FUCKING CUTE THEY ARE!!!!

Eric genuinely looks like he likes stolas, not his status, not his money or power. Just. Him. And stolas looks like he's enjoying himself for the first time since he's been at the party

2. This would be stolas' first real relationship. Not an arranged marriage and not a crazy sex fueled, power imbalanced "relationship." Just a real relationship that could improve stolas's outlook on romance and himself as a whole.

This leads me to point 3.

This relationship would change him for the better. After all, it wasn't blitz who started this whole sex for the book transaction. It was stolas. Granded, it was because of a miscomunication between the two when they met up again (stolas making a joke about blitz being there to fuck him only for blitz to take it seriously and stolas going along with it, thinking blitz would like that) but it doesn't change the fact that, since that miscommunication, stolas was the one who let it go too far. Stolas was the one who called blitz back in the first episode when they were getting their asses handed to them just to be like "yo we should fuck again so you can keep the book", stolas was the one to say over and over that blitz was "his little imp" and shit like that, stolas was the one who failed to communicate that "hey, this sex for book stuff isn't working and it never has" and yes, blitz failed to communicate his discomfort at points and pushed him away without explaining BUT stolas was the one to ignore his discomfort when he did express it and just think it was all just a cute quirk about him. They are both in the wrong. But stolas is the one that's the most in the wrong. This is why this relationship could change him for the better. Because Eric could help him learn and understand that while he may have been doing what he thought blitz wanted, he was wrong, and what he did and said was unexceptable, and he needs to better himself because his actions and his position of power made what he did a lot worse than what he initially thought.

I know it's probably unlikely, and stoliz is definitely endgame, I just want some real character development for stolas by getting into this relationship instead of just babying him at every corner. He's a grown ass man and needs to start taking accountability for his actions. I just need more instead of just "stolas being big sad over the imp boy not wanting him after being a creep" and "blitz needs to stop being a meanie to the baby bird boy!" I want actual development for these characters from a show I've been a fan of since day one.

But I know it's probably unlikely that Eric and stolas will ever be more than a hookup or a plot device for Blitz like verasika is in all her episodes.

I just wanted to express how i felt, and at the end of the day, it's just my opinion, and it's ok if you don't agree :3

i have a theory…

edit: this is how i think blitzø truly feels, not how he would react in The Full Moon ! (thought i needed to make this a little bit more clear :] )

A DAY AT THE BEACH LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO!!! got inspired by hntrgurl13 on twitter who was the one to make these awesome designs! :> also live gay bird reaction as a bonus