Forget Fizz Shaking, This Would Give Stolas A Heart Attack

no words, just take this

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its unreal how all of my favorite characters have exactly the same traits and hobbies and diagnoses as me

Gonna go with 18:32

So, I think we're now officially halfway there until Sinsmas releases! The season finale! (Assuming a last day of December release, ofc), might get released earlier than that.

So, with that out of the way, I think now is a good time to start-up the next

SINSMAS TIMESTAMP GAME!

How this works is simple, you just reblog/reply with your chosen timestamp of the episode, and after the episode releases, you reblog with a screenshot of what your timestamp got you!

I've gotten pretty lucky the last two times, picking timestamps that avoided the angst, so I'm gonna take another gamble and go for quite an early one this time, that being, 5:39.

“you look tired are you okay?”

no i’m not i spent all night writing about depressed gay people thanks for asking tho

Yes I like fictional characters a very normal amount. Don’t look at my blog.

Rate My Professor

Dr. Buckzo:

Ty S.

Dude is built like a fuckin munchkin from the wizard of Oz and swears like a sailor on meth but ig i did learn something. 7.5/10

Alaria P.On the first day he told us he used to be in the circus and that he’s killed five people.  Didnt know whether to laugh or report him to the authorities.  Hes the kind of guy who would have mafia ties tho so i just smiled and nodded. 4/10

Dennis

Hottest prof at Wrath U, didnt learn shit about history but learned a lot about the human body if u know what i mean 9/10

Hanna T

I wanted to give him a 0/10 because he’s a complete piece of shit but damn, this guy knows a lot about world war 2 and he gave me an A on my paper about how annoying Christian Savior narratives are in media depictions of that time so he’s good by me 5/10

Alex G I looked him up and he isnt even a doctor???? And when i literally asked him straight up about it in class he was like “what are you, a cop?” and honestly thats fair.  This guy sucks tho.  Dont take his class. 3/10 ~ hey so I have zero excuse for starting another fucking fic but I did it anyway, have a Stolitz University Professor AU. I don't know why. But have it.

Look I'm not saying there's gonna be a fight where Blitz says he understands and Stolas says "you don't! I've lost everything!" And blitz just looks at him and Stolas feels his heart sink and that's how Stolas finds out about the Fire, but

Oh fuck I just realized that Stolas losing everything is an echo of Blitzø losing everything, after the fire.

Except Stolas has Blitzø. Who knows what it's like to lose it all. Who's tending to him exactly as he he wished someone could have taken care of him afterwards.

Listen, Blitzø's amount of resilience is incredible. Maybe Stolas's would be too, if he were really forced to be all on his own with nothing. But obviously, Blitzø is going to do his damndest to never let them find out.

Gaahhh they're so perfect for each other.

touch the pretty thing

do you ever re-read your own wips like 'damn the bitch that wrote this oughta finish it'