"i Can't Believe Aziraphale Had Goth David Tennant And FUMBLED Him" "aziraphale Should Give Me That Gay

"i can't believe aziraphale had goth david tennant and FUMBLED him" "aziraphale should give me that gay alt demon he doesn't know what to do with all that" you idiots crowley doesn't WANT your reasonable ass. he specifically derives his enrichment from surgically and methodically dissecting the object of his affection in order to figure out how to safely wedge himself in the infinitesimal crevice between its saviour complex on one side and debilitating insecurity on the other side and strategizing how to subtly do that over the course of 6000 years as gingerly as possible or else it will get startled and panic like a horse when it hears a loud sound and start bucking and kicking and trampling over everything they've built and possibly injure itself in the process. crowley is a demon of very specific taste and he wants this or NOTHING and y'all talk big but can't even begin to satisfy this tall order. sit down.

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Mastermind is the #1 trending video on Youtube rn

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tiredandanxi0us

6 months ago

Look I love fizzarozzie but I very much believe (even if it's never shown/addressed) that Fizz is going to be so fucking mad at Oz.

"YOU WERE GOING TO WATCH MY BEST FRIEND GET EXECUTED AND YOU SAID NOTHING?"

Also-

WHAT THE FUCK OZZIE

You said nothing.

NOTHING.

Even Bee said something to Blitz's character.

I'm disappointed in you dude.

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tiredandanxi0us

4 months ago

Is anyone else still not okay about The Full Moon? And Apology Tour? And Ghostfuckers? And Mastermind? And actually, about The Circus? And Western Energy? And Ozzie's???

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reblog helluva boss I'm still not over murder family actually

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tiredandanxi0us

6 months ago

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mutuals 🥺.... idk why youre following me but ily!!! <3

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tiredandanxi0us

7 months ago

Ooh I didn't realize it was like that originally. i totally agree that the story works better how it is now (and I'm def not complaining, Oops is my favorite ep) but the angst potential, oof

does anyone else think about how in Oops, stolas never finds out that Blitzø was kidnapped with Fizz? I know obviously Crimson had no reason to show Blitzø in the ransom video, but I cannot stop imagining how this scene would have gone if Stolas had seen Blitzø tied up and gagged too

screen cap of 8:52 on Helluva Boss S2E6 ("Oops"). Stolas and Ozzie are watching Fizz's ransom video from Crimson, and both look upset

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tiredandanxi0us

11 months ago

Oh this is so good omg

I Will Not Apologize

Happy Pride, ya'll.

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tiredandanxi0us

7 months ago

do you ever re-read your own wips like 'damn the bitch that wrote this oughta finish it'

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tiredandanxi0us

6 months ago

Seeing Stars showed us just how gay they can be and I'm so ready for more of the bitchy old married gay couple energy from them

IM READY GIMME GIMME