Endgame Spoilers

Robots and the Internet

I don't know if someone already thought about this but I recently re-watched Age of Ultron and one thing came to my mind. In some movies it's shown that robots with the ability to search the internet come to the conclusion that humanity is bad, mostly because they see the news, our history and all those hateful posts.

But humanity isn't all that bad, our history is full of war and death but also of beautiful stories of pride, hope, love and so much more. Take Rosa Parks as an example. The internet is full of creative posts, cute videos or inspiring stories.

Now why would a robot whit the ability to search the internet in seconds just oversee this? Why would it not see how wonderful human kind can be if it could look past those dump idiots and little bitches who are shouting the loudest?

Maybe instead of wanting to kill everyone it would be friendly?

Dunno, just a random thought that came to my mind.

(Or maybe it would just be really horny because of all the porn on the internet)

I am not okay with this why did it have to end that way? Peter finally got affection from his father figure and Tony showed him how much he missed him and appreciates him and then HE DIES AND NO! I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS.

Imagine Tony appearing in the afterlife

Imagine him appearing and Nat being there and just sadly smiling at him and vision welcoming him.

Imagine his mother seeing him and telling him how proud she is and that she loves him.

Imagine him meeting Howard and him recognizing his son as the wierd guy he met that one day.

Imagine him seeing them all again.

Imagine Tony being happy and watching over the people he left behind while being with the ones he has now seen again.

This. Is. Perfect.

Aaravos Headcanons

Because I couldn’t resist  :,)

Snarkiest bitch in the sky

Like you wouldn’t expect him to be cracking jokes at all right? But he does and they’re at everyone’s expense

needs to know everything. Doesn’t necessarily gossip but he just Needs To Know

Holds grudges

Keeps track of who owes him favors

Refuses to be indebted to anyone, will find a way to pay back immediately and extra so now you owe HIM

Writes poetry

Has a dramatic autobiography in progress, probably titled something pretentious

Witty, very dry humor

Not fucking around when I say he’s surprisingly funny

Journals

“Dear diary, today I walked into the library, looked at the books, and left”

Maladaptive daydreaming

Says cryptic nonsense

Loves fucking with people and is very good at it

Plays many instruments because he’s got a lot of time on his hands

Wears eyeliner when he’s feelin fancy(er)

Doesn’t sleep

Trusts no one

Would never ever ever ever ever admit it but he’s lonely

Touch starved

Likes hearing people speak because it’s been forever since he has

Smirky in all situations

Happy? soft smirk. Angry? scary smirk. Sad? rueful smirk

Chuckles more than he laughs

I could literally go on forever

BSD Light Novel: Dazai Osamu and the Dark Era (Prologue, 1/3)

A few things to start off: I’m translating this from the Chinese novels to English. Chinese is my mother tongue while English is my first language. I’ve had formal education, but understandably some things are lost in translation from Japanese > Chinese > English. I’ll do my best to explain them, but please enjoy this with a teaspoon of salt. I try to keep to the original intent as much as English grammar will allow, but the gist is more or less there. For this part, I haven’t had much trouble other than one part, which I’ve added a postscript note for.

Please don’t hesitate to shoot me an ask if anything sounds wrong or looks weird! If anyone wants to proofread these for me I’d be eternally grateful. I’m doing these at my own pace, so if anyone wishes to help out just let me know, I’d be more than happy to join forces.

Without further ado.

Weiterlesen

Pffffff XD

SO that spell Aaravos had Viren do, the one that let the caterpillar from one side of the mirror to the other?

You might say they opened…a wormhole.

Ohhhh shit what a clusterfuck (in a good and intriguing way) wow I’m so hyped for this! I don’t know how you’re gonna end this and I’m not gonna ask because spoiler but please, please don’t kill them! I can see the angst potential where anakin is so sure that he is protecting obi wan in killing Jango and that seems like a lot of drama and even imagining it I am breaking my own heart, wow. (I’m not saying I wouldn’t read that too because I totally would but I’m already ready to cry at the thought of it) I just- have I told you that I love this au? Because I love this au. And I love seeing people brainstorm like this! Just. Yes.

@1elysium​ the dha kar’ta post was super heckin long, so i thought i’d answer you over here!

i can’t speak for fiori, but i’m so glad you’re enjoying it!! this au already means a lot to me, and the support for it so quickly has been amazing, both on here and ao3. I’m thinking between two and three years between Illum and Jango meeting them! i need time for Obi to build a relationship with Dooku and Anakin, and Dha lol. 

i haven’t given much thought to Obi taking a padawan, because i haven’t solidified my wants for the clones just yet. you’re right, they started them right about the time of the invasion of Naboo, but since Dooku was the one to orchestrate getting Jango involved, i don’t see that happening in this ‘verse. which breaks my feckin heart cause i LOVE the clones and Boba and i definitely implied in the force visions that Boba was a possibility, but i can’t figure out how to make it work 😭if Obi were to take a padawan, ahsoka is definitely a possibility, but savage has also crossed my mind. but yes he would absolutely raise them as Mando’ade Jedi. 

as for Dooku being involved with Palps, i’ve actually been thinking about that! i think he’s suspicious yes, but that’s the thing about a sith lord, he can warp people’s perceptions of him and his actions, and he has a lot of power that the council is beholden to, and Dooku IS a little busy trying to keep his other dumbass grandson alive. so while he’s still with the order, he’s off planet a LOT even before Jango searches them out.

now, that being said, Anakin is an eldritch force vessel in this, which he was not in the canon timeline. the force is semi-sentient and endless and exists on multiple layers of spice-time and is basically fucking canon in an attempt to keep Obi-Wan alive. which means it can’t allow Anakin to fall. which means Palps has less icky fingers in Anakin’s brain and while Anakin might not be totally aware of his status as a vessel, he knows to trust the force because on Tatooine, that’s all he had. i’ll save my other thoughts for the actual fic, but while Palps does manipulate Anakin to an extent, he doesn’t have nearly as strong a foothold.

and @theclonewarsbrokeme​ because this story is your baby too

you ever take off your noise cancelling headphones and sounds are like, sounds, so you put your noise cancelling headphones back on

Vouch

I LOVE THEM AN UNBEARABLE AMOUNT

Jup, dramatic as always

The Empty: I have survived one of you angels trying to annoy me before

Gabriel: oh that?? My baby bro ain’t got shit on me because I’m

Gabriel: *dramatically puts on sunglasses*

Gabriel: the meme lord

Gabriel: *plays all star on his kazoo very badly*

—–

*a while later*

The empty: you have to sleep.

Gabriel: but why?

The empty: because you have to.

Gabriel: why?

The empty: BECAUSE I NEED SLEEP AND I CAN’T SLEEP IF YOU DON’T!!

Gabriel: *deep breath in*

Gabriel: …but why?

The empty: *loud inhuman screeching*

—–

The Empty, in tears: I just want sleep…

Gabriel: *plays mmh watcha say on his kazoo*

—–

Gabriel: and this is a reenactment of every single porn fantasy I have had about the youngest Winchester. I’m very kinky so just hold on.

The empty: *rocking back and forth*

The empty: he has to get tired, eventually

The empty: I’ll be fine. We’ll be fine.

Gabriel: *loud wanton moaning*

The empty: *sobbing*

—–

The empty: just sleep!

Gabriel: *in ridiculous mocking accent* just sleep!

The empty: OH MY- YOU ARE RIDICULOUS

Gabriel: OH MY- YOU ARE RIDICULOUS

The empty: *more sobbing*

Gabriel: *mocking sobbing*

—–

Gabriel: y'know, I never really considered myself to be a fighter. More of a lover. Did you know, I once fucked-

The empty: *picks him up and throws him at the earth*