Phil With More Bird Traits:

Robots and the Internet

I don't know if someone already thought about this but I recently re-watched Age of Ultron and one thing came to my mind. In some movies it's shown that robots with the ability to search the internet come to the conclusion that humanity is bad, mostly because they see the news, our history and all those hateful posts.

But humanity isn't all that bad, our history is full of war and death but also of beautiful stories of pride, hope, love and so much more. Take Rosa Parks as an example. The internet is full of creative posts, cute videos or inspiring stories.

Now why would a robot whit the ability to search the internet in seconds just oversee this? Why would it not see how wonderful human kind can be if it could look past those dump idiots and little bitches who are shouting the loudest?

Maybe instead of wanting to kill everyone it would be friendly?

Dunno, just a random thought that came to my mind.

(Or maybe it would just be really horny because of all the porn on the internet)

I love this!!!

Can someone please write a fanfiction about this and if someone already did one can you please tell me about it 🙏

It’s finally done! My Voltron Youtubers  AU animation I hope you’ll enjoy it ☆

Being active on this Hellsite once in a blue moon is so fun because what do you mean I can boop people with cat paws again??

Give me all the boops please

(and get spammed in return)

I need this in my life

I really love Snips and Skyguy, but was just wondering what could have been if Ahsoka had been Obi-Wan’s daughter padawan? It’s just a dynamic I would have loved to have seen, if we hadn’t gotten the absolute gold that is Anakin and Ahsoka. 

Just wanna acknowledge Obi-Wan for being the galaxy’s best dad real quick. 

Bonus sketch: Cody knows what’s up. 

All of those are brilliant.

Standalone Fics - Jen (ConsultingWriters)

This is a masterpost of all my standalone fics from the last three years! Am taking the liberty of reposting, as my posts have not been showing up for many people in fandom tags (which I’ve now fixed). Ratings and warnings vary.

Thank you so much, everybody who has been supporting me for these three years.

SO! In descending order of popularity…

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Remember Me

Summary: Bond has lost his memory. Q has lost his love.

“What have I forgotten?” Bond asked; Q watched him, trying to find the James he knew.

“Nothing that you won’t work out on your own, if it’s really important,” Q said carefully, before returning every fraction of his attention to the computer in front of him.

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A Programmer in Q-Branch

His name was Oliver, he was a programmer in Q branch, he had no access to classified files…

Sherlock Holmes is contacted by his elder brother. The Quartermaster of MI6 has been abducted, and Mycroft is insistent that Sherlock finds him. Sherlock, John, and a rather overzealous 00 agent, attempt to find him before Q shatters.

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Beautiful Broken Creatures

Q is a hooker. James Bond is in love.

The boy is sharp in all of the right places. His spine is bent in an entrancing curve, leant against the lamp-post, shadows pooling in the indented hollows of his face. He is too-pale, the flush high on his cheekbones from the cold, lips bitten so they retain a deep fuchsia stain.

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The Art of Ownership

Q is Bond’s Omega, and happily so; Omegas live in a dangerous world, however. Ownership can be won and lost far too easily.

Every Omega’s greatest fear: to be claimed, and forgotten. To belong entirely to somebody else, but cease to matter.

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The Battlefield

Every year, MI6 goes through the single most stressful, highly-anticipated, important event in their calendar.

The inter-departmental paintball fight.

There was only one rule: no lasting physical harm. Beyond that, everybody went quite categorically insane over the entire affair.

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Identity

Q, the Quartermaster of MI6, has dissociative identity disorder.

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FAO: Q-branch

Christmas is a catalyst for relationships, including the rather tempestuous one between 007 and Q.

I appreciate that it is a few short weeks away from Christmas. However, the next person who attempts to place mistletoe in my general vicinity will find their equipment mutilated by viruses which will mysteriously survive any and all attempts to be removed, and will probably outlive your grandchildren.

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The Issues of Dating a Holmes

John and Sherlock go on a double date with Q and Bond. Which really, was one of the worst ideas anybody had ever come up with in recorded history.

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Confined Spaces

The recording light of the camera remains steady, constant, and Q conducts conversations with empty air.

His voice is a thin rasp. “I don’t know if you can hear this, but I think you probably can,” he muses. His throat hurts. “If it’s just going back to Chris then fine, but if you’re there, then hi.”

Q manages a small, fragile smile that doesn’t come near his eyes.

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Blood and Salt

Q has lung cancer.

Never had he needed to watch anybody die like this.

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First Name Terms

Bond could count the number of times Q called him by his first name on the fingers of one hand.

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The Fandom has Attacked

The James Bond initiative had been created as a way of romanticising MI6. Turning failed missions into myths. Keeping ‘James Bond’ a figurehead - an idea, not a person. The legacy of MI6 without the reality.

The Skyfall incident was made into a film. And now, Q has discovered something… rather frightening.

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Trigger

Q fakes his own suicide, and a devastated Bond needs to understand why.

Loving Q had been water in a storm; too much. Bond had drowned in it, more willingly than he wanted to admit, dying in Q, with Q, knowing Q was drowning with him, neither wanting to go.

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Young and Beautiful

It would have been kinder, Q thinks, a long time later, if we had both died young.

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And that’s the lot, guys and dolls! Hope you enjoy. Jen.

Reblog because we will all need it soon enough again

I think that in preparation for the end of The Clone Wars and the fast approach of the Order 66, and Anakin’s fall, and the genocide of the Jedi, and 20 years of Palpatine’s rule, we need to share all our favorite Fix-it fics.

All of them. The time travel fics, the canon divergent fics, the Anakin doesn’t fall fics, the Clone Troopers are able to fight their chips fics, the Zillo Beast eats Palpatine fics. If it fixes or alters or saves someone who wasn’t saved in canon during the birth of the Empire and fall of the Republic then I’m gonna want to read it after I finish watching episode 12 of this last season.

So. I’ll start.

Dominoes by meridianpony

This is a time travel fic where Domino squad (Fives, Echo, Hevy, Cutup and Droidbait) wakes up in their introduction episode even though the last thing each of them remembers is dying and decide to try to save their brothers and will potentially save the galaxy too. They are however dealing with only partial information because Fives knows about the chips and that Palpatine is a dick but doesn’t know he’s a Sith. It’s a WIP but it’s got 34 chapters and 230k words and has been getting multiple updates recently so it’s well worth the read. 

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Cataclasm by dendral

Another time travel fic. This one is Obi-Wan has come back in time from the future though it’s a bit vague from what point because the fic is from Waxer’s POV. Basically Obi-Wan leaves the Order in the middle of the Clone Wars without much explanation and takes just one Clone Trooper with him. Oh and Anakin gets tasked with tracking him down. It’s great. WIP, has 15 chapters and 63k words.

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I Didn’t Believe Them/When They Called You/A Hurricane Thunderclap by HkHk

Okay, yes a time travel fic yet again. In this one an Anakin from some time after Ahsoka left accidentally ends up going forward in time and immediately runs across an Ahsoka that had just recently sensed Vader on that TIE fighter and realized who he was. Complete, 17 chapters and 31k words.

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Let’s Try This Again by Nny11

Time travel again. Okay I’ve only just started this one but it’s been really fun so far so I’m adding it here. Basically Ahsoka has gone waaayyyy back and is now a toddler who immediately accosts a younger Anakin. And it’s extremely cute. WIP but there’s only 3 more chapters to go. 17 chapters and 48k words.

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As Long As There Are Dreamers There Will Always Be Sailors by unwithered

Canon divergent. Anakin follows Ahsoka and the 501st follows them both. Complete, 3k. Though there’s a WIP 45k word sequel.

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Feathers on the Sand series by Carradee

Time Travel. After her death Padme goes back in time to her own early childhood. Things to know: Padme is Force sensitive as was her grandmother who put blocks on her ability and her memory to protect her. This fic has a lot of Padme being a badass but it also has many many POV switches that encapsulate multiple Jedi and her many Handmaids too, who ALSO get to be badass a lot. Series are a WIP. But there’s 4 complete fics in that series so far and 177k words through the entire series as of now.

Okay, so this is a list of some of MY fave fix it fics. But if anyone has any more of them they’d be willing to share I am SO INTERESTED in them. Because I KNOW my broken heart is going to need some fixing in a few weeks.

Okay, I have something important to say. According to book four, Xie Lian can actually make decent food, and he cooks bad on purpose (spoiler next)

He does it to honour his dead mom cuz her cooking was *cough* shit *cough*

Anyway, this is sad and wholesome, but this also means that he could have just warned the other characters, or maybe cooked nice food for them but NOPE

He woke up and CHOSE food poisoning.

He did this to Shi Qingxuan, He Xuan, Pei Su, intended to do it to Feng Xin and Mu Qing.

This man just went: "I'm mourning her, and if you don't drink the recommended amount of water after eating this we will also be mourning YOU"

Okay sorry for just butting in here, but wow you two are being so incredible just bouncing off off each other? It’s so inspiring honestly! All of these ideas are so incredible! A lightsaber that communicatesike that? Anakin Bein an eldritch force entity? Those two ion particular are things that I’ve never seen before in fan fiction and it just amazes me! I hope you don’t mind me asking questions: How much time passes between Ilum and Jango and Obi-Wan meeting? Do you think that maybe Obi-Wan will eventually take on a Padawan (and maybe raise them as a Mandalorians Jedi), like after the whole Maul thing? And could it maybe be ahsoka? Also, since Dooku is around more and the other Jedi seem to be more involved in their lives could maybe someone, maybe Dooku, notice why the feck this slimy old Senator is involved so much into a minors live? And they start to investigate Palps (maybe while Obi is busy on Mandalore with Maul) for pedophilia and notice weird comm messages that can be traced to maul or Vizla maybe and OH. On a completely other note, what about the clones? Didn’t the caminoans start around the time Naboo happened? Or was that later?

Again, sorry for butting in, but I couldn’t help it.

I WAS THE ONE WHO SENT IN OBI AND HIS OWN DARKSABER AND OML YOU DELIVERED. I am in loveeeeeee and I love you for writing it so well. Like this has been on my mind as an idea for ages. I am going to cry over this now bc it’s so good and I need more😭😭

HI LOVELY I’M SO HAPPY YOU FELT COMFORTABLE TO GO OFF ANON! No joke, I get a lil smile when I see you interacting with my blog, and I’m really really happy with how your fill came out and i’m so glad you enjoyed it so much. 

I certainly have some ideas of where I could take it, including but not limited to Obi teaming up with Dooku after he’s knighted, as both the first Jedi to kill a Sith in a millennium and the second person to ever make a darksaber (he fondly refers to his as Dha), and Dooku is thereby convinced to stay with the Order. Which of course changes everything about the war, and I just love Yan Dooku for absolutely no reason, and Qui-Gon actually does pretty alright in training Anakin, but it’s a good thing he has both his brother padawan and his grandmaster to help out because BOI does Qui still have issues. Quinlan is jealous of Obi’s saber. Jango is across the galaxy getting dreams of a Jedi’s life and is p pissed they spend so much time around the man that led the attack on Galidraan, but it humanises him too. 

That is equally awesome, genius and terrifying

(Honestly, is there a discord for rwby? Because I want to talk about these theories more)

Rubys semblence

I’ve seen so many people talk about the Ace Ops and Qrow and the new outfits and the bees but can we talk about Rubys semblence? I know someone made a comment on it some time ago so we already knew that it is not just speed but what else could it be?

Teleportation?

Transformation?

Someone help my brain is going to fast for me to catch up. What do the rose petals actually mean?

Lets theorize please. If you got any theories on that already please send them to me I wanna seeee.

Pffffff XD

SO that spell Aaravos had Viren do, the one that let the caterpillar from one side of the mirror to the other?

You might say they opened…a wormhole.