All Of Those Are Brilliant.

So I just rewatched Endgame

This time in german and watching it the first time around in english I didn't realise that Natasha said "see you later guys" before they did the time jump (it's a rough translation from german because I can't remember what she said in the original) and it tore my heart to shreds.

Why do you have to do this to me Marvel?

Again?

"I am Ironman"

Fuck yes you are and I love you. You Brocken my heart and the last thing that pepper said: "You can rest now" 😭

I am so glad I got to watch these movies and see the Tony Stark character ark and it was SO GREAT. He did not deserve all this and, oh god I'm crying again.

Have a good rest Tony, you did it. You saved them all

Am I the only one who always has to grin/snort when I see that image? It's so funny to me I don't really know. XD

If king Harrow really in pips body is, is he then going to reign Katolis as a bird?

Imagine a bird sitting on the throne and Ezran working as translator. (Yes this is a shitpost)

Reblog because we will all need it soon enough again

I think that in preparation for the end of The Clone Wars and the fast approach of the Order 66, and Anakin’s fall, and the genocide of the Jedi, and 20 years of Palpatine’s rule, we need to share all our favorite Fix-it fics.

All of them. The time travel fics, the canon divergent fics, the Anakin doesn’t fall fics, the Clone Troopers are able to fight their chips fics, the Zillo Beast eats Palpatine fics. If it fixes or alters or saves someone who wasn’t saved in canon during the birth of the Empire and fall of the Republic then I’m gonna want to read it after I finish watching episode 12 of this last season.

So. I’ll start.

Dominoes by meridianpony

This is a time travel fic where Domino squad (Fives, Echo, Hevy, Cutup and Droidbait) wakes up in their introduction episode even though the last thing each of them remembers is dying and decide to try to save their brothers and will potentially save the galaxy too. They are however dealing with only partial information because Fives knows about the chips and that Palpatine is a dick but doesn’t know he’s a Sith. It’s a WIP but it’s got 34 chapters and 230k words and has been getting multiple updates recently so it’s well worth the read. 

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Cataclasm by dendral

Another time travel fic. This one is Obi-Wan has come back in time from the future though it’s a bit vague from what point because the fic is from Waxer’s POV. Basically Obi-Wan leaves the Order in the middle of the Clone Wars without much explanation and takes just one Clone Trooper with him. Oh and Anakin gets tasked with tracking him down. It’s great. WIP, has 15 chapters and 63k words.

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I Didn’t Believe Them/When They Called You/A Hurricane Thunderclap by HkHk

Okay, yes a time travel fic yet again. In this one an Anakin from some time after Ahsoka left accidentally ends up going forward in time and immediately runs across an Ahsoka that had just recently sensed Vader on that TIE fighter and realized who he was. Complete, 17 chapters and 31k words.

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Let’s Try This Again by Nny11

Time travel again. Okay I’ve only just started this one but it’s been really fun so far so I’m adding it here. Basically Ahsoka has gone waaayyyy back and is now a toddler who immediately accosts a younger Anakin. And it’s extremely cute. WIP but there’s only 3 more chapters to go. 17 chapters and 48k words.

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As Long As There Are Dreamers There Will Always Be Sailors by unwithered

Canon divergent. Anakin follows Ahsoka and the 501st follows them both. Complete, 3k. Though there’s a WIP 45k word sequel.

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Feathers on the Sand series by Carradee

Time Travel. After her death Padme goes back in time to her own early childhood. Things to know: Padme is Force sensitive as was her grandmother who put blocks on her ability and her memory to protect her. This fic has a lot of Padme being a badass but it also has many many POV switches that encapsulate multiple Jedi and her many Handmaids too, who ALSO get to be badass a lot. Series are a WIP. But there’s 4 complete fics in that series so far and 177k words through the entire series as of now.

Okay, so this is a list of some of MY fave fix it fics. But if anyone has any more of them they’d be willing to share I am SO INTERESTED in them. Because I KNOW my broken heart is going to need some fixing in a few weeks.

The Tea

Okay guys, I recently watched The chilling adventures of Sabrina and HOLY SHIT (or unholy shit, see what I did there?) I have never in my life seen a show with a so powerful and badass female lead!! It addresses so many problems that are currently in our society. It kind of makes me sad, that this is the first show where I actively noticed this.

And can we talk about the relationships here? At first I was a bit sceptical because I don't like it when there is soooo much romance (personal taste) but how they did it with this show is incredible!!!!! The way she goes from Harvey to Nick is not the typical "I am torn between these two hot boys that both want me. Who should I pick?" Cliché. It's Harvey who tells her that he won't accept a part of her and she realises that if he can't accept that part then she can't be herself around him. I think what ultimately ends their relationship is, that Nick is so very enthusiastic to get to know her human life as well as her witch life. I think that's where she realises that she cannot Harvey is not the right boy for her and even if it hurts like hell, she tries to move on.

Her relationship with Nick is gentle and he never tells her what to do, he know what she is capable of and he knows he can't stop her. So he tries to help where he can and it's beautiful. I especially loved where Sabrina and Harvey are arguing, Harvey thinks Nick will tell Sabrina that she can't do it because it's too dangerous and Nick just goes: "You think I can tell her what to do?" And it shows the difference in these two relationships so good!!! I love this!

But it's not only romance, also the relationships between family is wonderfully portrayed.

But I will do something to that later, because it will get too long.

Please tell me what you thought of the show, if you watched it that is.

you ever take off your noise cancelling headphones and sounds are like, sounds, so you put your noise cancelling headphones back on

Jup, dramatic as always

The Empty: I have survived one of you angels trying to annoy me before

Gabriel: oh that?? My baby bro ain’t got shit on me because I’m

Gabriel: *dramatically puts on sunglasses*

Gabriel: the meme lord

Gabriel: *plays all star on his kazoo very badly*

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*a while later*

The empty: you have to sleep.

Gabriel: but why?

The empty: because you have to.

Gabriel: why?

The empty: BECAUSE I NEED SLEEP AND I CAN’T SLEEP IF YOU DON’T!!

Gabriel: *deep breath in*

Gabriel: …but why?

The empty: *loud inhuman screeching*

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The Empty, in tears: I just want sleep…

Gabriel: *plays mmh watcha say on his kazoo*

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Gabriel: and this is a reenactment of every single porn fantasy I have had about the youngest Winchester. I’m very kinky so just hold on.

The empty: *rocking back and forth*

The empty: he has to get tired, eventually

The empty: I’ll be fine. We’ll be fine.

Gabriel: *loud wanton moaning*

The empty: *sobbing*

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The empty: just sleep!

Gabriel: *in ridiculous mocking accent* just sleep!

The empty: OH MY- YOU ARE RIDICULOUS

Gabriel: OH MY- YOU ARE RIDICULOUS

The empty: *more sobbing*

Gabriel: *mocking sobbing*

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Gabriel: y'know, I never really considered myself to be a fighter. More of a lover. Did you know, I once fucked-

The empty: *picks him up and throws him at the earth*

As if you don't make some if the worst comments yet (e.g. skinny legend, and that was just one example)

As my friends and I always talk bullshit that is sometimes actually funny, I thought to myself ‘Lena, why not make a Blog, because people might actually enjoy and/or share your suffering from the stupidity of others’

So here we are, please enjoy our collectively shared one (1) brain cell and try not to suffer too much from the amount of bad wordplays