Tiredelysium - Elysium

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

As if you don't make some if the worst comments yet (e.g. skinny legend, and that was just one example)

As my friends and I always talk bullshit that is sometimes actually funny, I thought to myself ‘Lena, why not make a Blog, because people might actually enjoy and/or share your suffering from the stupidity of others’

So here we are, please enjoy our collectively shared one (1) brain cell and try not to suffer too much from the amount of bad wordplays

Yeah same my dude

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Are we all gonna sleep on the fact that Viren send out assassins to kill the other kings and queens of the human kingdoms?

Viren send out shadow-assasins to spark fear in the other kingdoms (with help from Aaravos even though I don't think he helped him with his magic there) and I have not seen one post addressing it?! Please tell me that you are just as concerned about it as I am.

I would say the Andor show pulled a “bury your gays”, but the way this show is going it’s really just “bury your everyone”

All of those are brilliant.

Standalone Fics - Jen (ConsultingWriters)

This is a masterpost of all my standalone fics from the last three years! Am taking the liberty of reposting, as my posts have not been showing up for many people in fandom tags (which I’ve now fixed). Ratings and warnings vary.

Thank you so much, everybody who has been supporting me for these three years.

SO! In descending order of popularity…

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Remember Me

Summary: Bond has lost his memory. Q has lost his love.

“What have I forgotten?” Bond asked; Q watched him, trying to find the James he knew.

“Nothing that you won’t work out on your own, if it’s really important,” Q said carefully, before returning every fraction of his attention to the computer in front of him.

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A Programmer in Q-Branch

His name was Oliver, he was a programmer in Q branch, he had no access to classified files…

Sherlock Holmes is contacted by his elder brother. The Quartermaster of MI6 has been abducted, and Mycroft is insistent that Sherlock finds him. Sherlock, John, and a rather overzealous 00 agent, attempt to find him before Q shatters.

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Beautiful Broken Creatures

Q is a hooker. James Bond is in love.

The boy is sharp in all of the right places. His spine is bent in an entrancing curve, leant against the lamp-post, shadows pooling in the indented hollows of his face. He is too-pale, the flush high on his cheekbones from the cold, lips bitten so they retain a deep fuchsia stain.

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The Art of Ownership

Q is Bond’s Omega, and happily so; Omegas live in a dangerous world, however. Ownership can be won and lost far too easily.

Every Omega’s greatest fear: to be claimed, and forgotten. To belong entirely to somebody else, but cease to matter.

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The Battlefield

Every year, MI6 goes through the single most stressful, highly-anticipated, important event in their calendar.

The inter-departmental paintball fight.

There was only one rule: no lasting physical harm. Beyond that, everybody went quite categorically insane over the entire affair.

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Identity

Q, the Quartermaster of MI6, has dissociative identity disorder.

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FAO: Q-branch

Christmas is a catalyst for relationships, including the rather tempestuous one between 007 and Q.

I appreciate that it is a few short weeks away from Christmas. However, the next person who attempts to place mistletoe in my general vicinity will find their equipment mutilated by viruses which will mysteriously survive any and all attempts to be removed, and will probably outlive your grandchildren.

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The Issues of Dating a Holmes

John and Sherlock go on a double date with Q and Bond. Which really, was one of the worst ideas anybody had ever come up with in recorded history.

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Confined Spaces

The recording light of the camera remains steady, constant, and Q conducts conversations with empty air.

His voice is a thin rasp. “I don’t know if you can hear this, but I think you probably can,” he muses. His throat hurts. “If it’s just going back to Chris then fine, but if you’re there, then hi.”

Q manages a small, fragile smile that doesn’t come near his eyes.

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Blood and Salt

Q has lung cancer.

Never had he needed to watch anybody die like this.

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First Name Terms

Bond could count the number of times Q called him by his first name on the fingers of one hand.

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The Fandom has Attacked

The James Bond initiative had been created as a way of romanticising MI6. Turning failed missions into myths. Keeping ‘James Bond’ a figurehead - an idea, not a person. The legacy of MI6 without the reality.

The Skyfall incident was made into a film. And now, Q has discovered something… rather frightening.

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Trigger

Q fakes his own suicide, and a devastated Bond needs to understand why.

Loving Q had been water in a storm; too much. Bond had drowned in it, more willingly than he wanted to admit, dying in Q, with Q, knowing Q was drowning with him, neither wanting to go.

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Young and Beautiful

It would have been kinder, Q thinks, a long time later, if we had both died young.

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And that’s the lot, guys and dolls! Hope you enjoy. Jen.

He looks so hurt 😢

It's not always about victory

This is the fic that I wrote for the mini bang on the "chicken tendies and bacon bits" discord server. It's supposed to be a teaser for a Percy Jackson / Dabihawks AU, because I got really into this concept and want to make this an actual multichapter fic. The amazing @kiwiliko drew an artpeace for it:

https://kiwiliko.tumblr.com/post/187902744285/dabi-and-hawks-for-the-chicken-tenders-and-bacon

Description:

Hawks always wanted to go to camp Halfblood. Now he gets to, after a little debacle involving three cyclops, a broken wing and blue flames.

You can find the fanfic here:

Halloween spirit

This is my contribution to the ctabb Halloween bang! It is a Harry Potter Dabihawks AU and it got a little out of hand so I ended up with exactly 8000 words. Oops.

You can find it here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/21284078

Thank you too the amazing crimson ink who worked with me on this Au!Their tumblr is can you find here:

splattered-crimson-ink.tumblr.com

Spilled Ink

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And their amazing artwork to this specific AU will be added as soon they post it.

Pffffff XD

SO that spell Aaravos had Viren do, the one that let the caterpillar from one side of the mirror to the other?

You might say they opened…a wormhole.