Tiredelysium - Elysium

If I may add onto this (tell me if I should take it down) :

So if dream grew up around his dad abusing drugs and alcohol and then went off to do his own independent thing only for Wilbur and Tommy to start a drug empire on his smp,,,, that would be really triggering right? And might explain why he reacted so harshly, going so far as to declaring war... especially after they roped innocent tubbo into it . . . Sorry just

Protective brother Dream

I need that in my life

Well now I just want to get some thoughts out about dadshlatt with his two kids Dream and Tubbo /rp (more in comments)

-Dream is 5 years older then Tubbo

-both Dream and Tubbo have different mothers but neither of them wanted kids so they dumped them on Shlatt

-Tubbo shows more of his mother then his father but you can see little bits of him, like the hair and ears

-Dream has Schlatts eyes and covers them with the mask

-Dream was distant to Tubbo at first but once he got use to him he became extremely protective of him

-Schlatt didn't have much money and Dream knew this so he never asked for stuff so Tubbo could get more things

-Schlatt always forgot what babies/kids can and can't do

-Something happened and they lost Tubbo when he was still quite young (resulting in Philza finding him in a box)

-After this Schlatt started to drink alot more and took out a lot of his anger on Dream

-Cause of this Dream learned fast reflexes, quiet motions, and some other useful things

-The reason Dream manipulates everyone on the server so easily is because Schlatt started to do it to him (unintentionally) and Dream now just sees what he's doing as normal. He's manipulative but its how he was raised for a lot of his life

-Dream and Schlatt know that this Tubbo is their Tubbo but Dream convinced Schlatt that telling him would be bad so they just treat him nicer then many others on the server

-Schlatt, after raising a kid and a half, still has many parental instincts which is why Fundy seems to care for him, cause he sees that father in Schlatt that he couldn't have in Wilbur

-Even though Schlatt has his...issues, he still cares for his sons but most of the time he's to messed up to do anything

-Dream still loves Schlatt but he still distanced himself

-Dream was extremely scared when Schlatt started dying but only let a little bit of that out, when he said 'Schlatt?' Right before he died.

-Dream visits Schlatts grave every once in awhile and tells him about Tubbo

-Dream still wonders if he should tell Tubbo who Schlatt is or not

Jup, dramatic as always

The Empty: I have survived one of you angels trying to annoy me before

Gabriel: oh that?? My baby bro ain’t got shit on me because I’m

Gabriel: *dramatically puts on sunglasses*

Gabriel: the meme lord

Gabriel: *plays all star on his kazoo very badly*

—–

*a while later*

The empty: you have to sleep.

Gabriel: but why?

The empty: because you have to.

Gabriel: why?

The empty: BECAUSE I NEED SLEEP AND I CAN’T SLEEP IF YOU DON’T!!

Gabriel: *deep breath in*

Gabriel: …but why?

The empty: *loud inhuman screeching*

—–

The Empty, in tears: I just want sleep…

Gabriel: *plays mmh watcha say on his kazoo*

—–

Gabriel: and this is a reenactment of every single porn fantasy I have had about the youngest Winchester. I’m very kinky so just hold on.

The empty: *rocking back and forth*

The empty: he has to get tired, eventually

The empty: I’ll be fine. We’ll be fine.

Gabriel: *loud wanton moaning*

The empty: *sobbing*

—–

The empty: just sleep!

Gabriel: *in ridiculous mocking accent* just sleep!

The empty: OH MY- YOU ARE RIDICULOUS

Gabriel: OH MY- YOU ARE RIDICULOUS

The empty: *more sobbing*

Gabriel: *mocking sobbing*

—–

Gabriel: y'know, I never really considered myself to be a fighter. More of a lover. Did you know, I once fucked-

The empty: *picks him up and throws him at the earth*

I have nothing to say to this I just thinks it's awesome :D

Two-And-A-Half Tricksters

Above: Aaravos and the Mirror, Lujanne and the Moon Nexus, and the Crow Master and his strange bird-like shadow

Season 2 of The Dragon Prince is a delightful indulgence in Trickster symbolism and themes, neatly threaded around Aaravos, Lujanne, and the Crow Master. While I expected Aaravos to be a Promethean Trickster ahead of Season 2—see my previous posts—my expectations were vastly exceeded. This post is about how these symbols and themes aid in teasing out details about Aaravos which both inform my interpretation of him as a Promethean Trickster, and present possible answers to the questions surrounding him.

Weiterlesen

So cute

Castiel: What are you looking for?

Gabriel: My will to live

Lucifer: What?

[Sam walks in]

Gabriel: Oh, there it is.

“of course, no?”

“no—”

“yes.”

something something the alone mission except when soap gets to the church, ghost isn’t there to meet him.

something something ghost tells him to get in the truck and leave before graves shows up with more shadows.

“but what about you, LT? tell me where you are, I'll come find you.”

something something he orders soap to leave, but johnny climbs the gate with his busted shoulder, follows a trail of dead bodies up the tower and finds ghost bleeding out, and there’s no way he’s going to make it and all ghost can say is “i gave you a fucking order”

and he tells soap to leave again, but he can’t because here simon is still worrying about johnny, while he’s dying with no hope of an extraction, told him stupid little jokes and led him to safety neither of them would be able to reach on their own, but as long as johnny got out—as long as he’s safe—

because he can handle dying. hell—he can handle soap dying. but not if it's because of him.

something something i don’t know how it ends all i know is i’m crying

blue version bc idk which one i like better

Robots and the Internet

I don't know if someone already thought about this but I recently re-watched Age of Ultron and one thing came to my mind. In some movies it's shown that robots with the ability to search the internet come to the conclusion that humanity is bad, mostly because they see the news, our history and all those hateful posts.

But humanity isn't all that bad, our history is full of war and death but also of beautiful stories of pride, hope, love and so much more. Take Rosa Parks as an example. The internet is full of creative posts, cute videos or inspiring stories.

Now why would a robot whit the ability to search the internet in seconds just oversee this? Why would it not see how wonderful human kind can be if it could look past those dump idiots and little bitches who are shouting the loudest?

Maybe instead of wanting to kill everyone it would be friendly?

Dunno, just a random thought that came to my mind.

(Or maybe it would just be really horny because of all the porn on the internet)

This. Is. Perfect.

Aaravos Headcanons

Because I couldn’t resist  :,)

Snarkiest bitch in the sky

Like you wouldn’t expect him to be cracking jokes at all right? But he does and they’re at everyone’s expense

needs to know everything. Doesn’t necessarily gossip but he just Needs To Know

Holds grudges

Keeps track of who owes him favors

Refuses to be indebted to anyone, will find a way to pay back immediately and extra so now you owe HIM

Writes poetry

Has a dramatic autobiography in progress, probably titled something pretentious

Witty, very dry humor

Not fucking around when I say he’s surprisingly funny

Journals

“Dear diary, today I walked into the library, looked at the books, and left”

Maladaptive daydreaming

Says cryptic nonsense

Loves fucking with people and is very good at it

Plays many instruments because he’s got a lot of time on his hands

Wears eyeliner when he’s feelin fancy(er)

Doesn’t sleep

Trusts no one

Would never ever ever ever ever admit it but he’s lonely

Touch starved

Likes hearing people speak because it’s been forever since he has

Smirky in all situations

Happy? soft smirk. Angry? scary smirk. Sad? rueful smirk

Chuckles more than he laughs

I could literally go on forever

The way the canonically "severely socially anxious" character looks like this terminates me. I can fix him.

Same

i have bde. bisexual disaster energy

Andor S2E6 Spoilers

Something about Andor pulling a bury your gays in 2025 feels not very great in a (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ kind of way.

Not because I think they did it maliciously, mostly because it’s the same kind of agony characters dying in Andor usually evokes and I guess that was exactly the point.

They made it incredibly poetic how Cinta is “only here because of [Vel]” and then dies on that same mission for absolutely nothing. Her death points out how fragile the rebellion is when people don’t follow orders and even if the rebels get away with the weapons it’s not a win because that’s what the empire wanted. So it’s a net negative in the end because the trade for an objective that they would’ve gotten anyway is the life of one of their most competent allies. T_T

It makes a lot of sense from the storytelling perspective and is very well executed, as Andor usually is, but did it need to happen to the gays right after the first gay on screen kiss?

I am simply devastated but that’s nothing new after an Andor episode :(