The way the canonically "severely socially anxious" character looks like this terminates me. I can fix him.
Okay, I have something important to say. According to book four, Xie Lian can actually make decent food, and he cooks bad on purpose (spoiler next)
He does it to honour his dead mom cuz her cooking was *cough* shit *cough*
Anyway, this is sad and wholesome, but this also means that he could have just warned the other characters, or maybe cooked nice food for them but NOPE
He woke up and CHOSE food poisoning.
He did this to Shi Qingxuan, He Xuan, Pei Su, intended to do it to Feng Xin and Mu Qing.
This man just went: "I'm mourning her, and if you don't drink the recommended amount of water after eating this we will also be mourning YOU"
I don’t miss scrolling through tiktok. My mind is wonderfully blank. I have no idea what’s going on over there. I’m playing so much more minecraft and dancing alone in my room much more often.
So the ctabb server had a little secret Santa and my santee was the lovely @smiling-anon and the prompt was a day with the todofam with Christmas shenanigans and Dabihawks. I tried to sprinkle in some Rei/Inko through Tododeku too since you wished for it.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/22000981
Fuck yes you are and I love you. You Brocken my heart and the last thing that pepper said: "You can rest now" 😭
I am so glad I got to watch these movies and see the Tony Stark character ark and it was SO GREAT. He did not deserve all this and, oh god I'm crying again.
Have a good rest Tony, you did it. You saved them all
Updated Voltron Official Poster!
And meeting red skull
One of my fav Wei Ying things is the fact that he hears the murmur of resentful energy and ghosts
And for sure he hears screaming, wailing, and all sorts of bad stuff - but what if, as the ghosts realize he can hear them (in the Burial Mounds timeline), they begin telling him various other things, such as:
"Wei Wuxian...... eat something....."
"Wei Wuxian....... too much wine......"
"Wei Wuxian........ go to sleep....."
"Wei Wuxian..... Hanguang-Jun wants to kiss you....."
Do it!
I don't know if someone already thought about this but I recently re-watched Age of Ultron and one thing came to my mind. In some movies it's shown that robots with the ability to search the internet come to the conclusion that humanity is bad, mostly because they see the news, our history and all those hateful posts.
But humanity isn't all that bad, our history is full of war and death but also of beautiful stories of pride, hope, love and so much more. Take Rosa Parks as an example. The internet is full of creative posts, cute videos or inspiring stories.
Now why would a robot whit the ability to search the internet in seconds just oversee this? Why would it not see how wonderful human kind can be if it could look past those dump idiots and little bitches who are shouting the loudest?
Maybe instead of wanting to kill everyone it would be friendly?
Dunno, just a random thought that came to my mind.
(Or maybe it would just be really horny because of all the porn on the internet)
for the funny aspec people in my machines
this is just for me to look at silly little things ...and maybe say some nonesense
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