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Okay, I like this theory very much. But I don’t know. I’m the only one who thinking this paasite is just a little like Venom? XD

About Ardyn’s “healing” powers

We all think that Ardyn possesses·d some healing powers. After all, the game says that he saved people from corruption by absorbing it inside his body. Ardyn says it. Bahamut says it.

But it doesn’t mean that Ardyn has healing abilities.

Ok, let’s study this from the start.

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Good question but I think that Lou Binghe has children because he is half-human and heavenly demons can’t reproduce so often like humans? And I believe that humans didn’t know that the blood and cum can heal a lot of poison and diseases. I mean most of the demons don’t like to interact with humans in a friendly way.

Tianlang Jun seem to be out of the ordinary and really liked humans and their culture. I guess that they were very rare at the beginning and mostly they kill each other because they don’t like another from their kind? It would be an explanation.

Can I just say that I want more lore from Scum Villain/Proud immortal demon way’s world? Like especially pertaining to heavenly demons.

Because here’s the thing, this is a porn world, with seemingly a lot of fuck or die tropes, and the only reliable cure for seemingly every poison and disease Luo Binghe comes across is heavenly demon cum or blood or whatever.

They also seem to be known as being incredibly powerful, and incredibly beautiful. Binghe is only a half blood and he’s stronger than every other demon, his father is even stronger than him.

So here’s my fucking question. Where are all the heavenly demons?!? Where are they?!? 

It’s not a fertility thing because Luo Binghe had hundreds of children in canon and they’re not like pandas who just don’t want to mate. Binghe was the protagonist of a stallion novel.

If they’re so powerful how did they all get killed off? Entire armies couldn’t kill Binghe and all the sects put together could only subdue Tianlang Jun and Zhuzhi-lang.

They can’t even be poisoned, like what!?!

But besides that, why aren’t the Heavenly demons a protected race? Yes they’re super powerful and bloodthirsty, but once again they’re blood and cum is also the only cure to a lot of poisons and diseases. That’s a big deal! That’s a huge deal.

Like I get it could be a racism thing, humans don’t like demons and all that, they don’t want to be ruled by some ultra powerful empower, I get that. But to kill them all seems remarkably short sighted. Surely medical professionals argued against this, surely? THEY CAN CURE ANY DISEASE AND POISON. THERE IS A POISON CALLED WITHOUT A CURE THAT CAN BE CURED BY HAVING SEX WITH A HEAVENLY DEMON. HOW DID THEY EXPECT TO DEAL WITH WITHOUT A CURE AFTERWADS!?!

And don’t try to tell me, that they didn’t know. Luo Binghe, in his very young life, found this stuff out like first thing. Everyone has to fucking know about this.

I have so many questions about this universe, airplane I’m coming for your ass.

Chapters: 4/? Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Godric Gryffindor/Salazar Slytherin, Godric Gryffindor & Salazar Slytherin, Godric Gryffindor & Harry Potter Characters: Godric Gryffindor, Salazar Slytherin, Harry Potter Additional Tags: Drabble Collection, Incorrect Quotes, Not Beta Read, How Do I Tag, Idiots in Love, godric is an idiot, Salazar loves him anyway, but he doesn't know, Salazar is also an idiot, One Shot Collection, Some Humor, Some angst, Alternate Universe - Royalty, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Summary:

A few short stories/drabbles which are inspired by incorrect quotes generator, or just ideas from my head.

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OmG. I totally forgot to write, that I did that. I’m trying to write fanfiction in English. (Mother Tongue is German) So Check this out if you need more Salazar/Godric. (There is not enough of them, so I have to write myself.)

He grows up

My Baby ;_;

Sora: The Evolution

Finally his feet are somewhat in proportion with the rest of his body.

Everyone is secretly a Kingdom Hearts fan

Everyone

Fuck you Donald. You don’t know how right you are but gdi.

Godric needs hugs I guess

“Voldemort was successful that night long ago. He killed Harry Potter, but he awakened me. Harry Potter died, and Godric Gryffindor awoke once again.” 

“It is funny how people romanticize or antagonize people over a thousand years. People forgot that the kind and loyal Lady Helga could be furious like a dragon mother protecting her clutch, how the clever Lady Rowena could ignore every logic if she got too emotional, how Lord Salazar tried to protect every student with his cunning instead of having a grudge against muggleborns… But the person who got most romanticized was Sir Godric. Everyone calls him the best warrior of his time, which is funny because they forget the most important fact…”

His sword floated right next to him, while he was watching down on this thing which was called a human. The sharp point aimed directly at the throat.

“I was and still am… a ruthless killer.”

“I never thought that Slytherins and Gryffindors prominent colors would together be seen as colors of a holiday. And now I can’t fucking stop to imagine how both of them are running through the castle to sneak presents to their students… That’s just hilarious and believe me, they would do that.”

“Did you know that Godric Gryffindor was afraid of deep water? I can relate to that…”

“She never would have wanted you to think she didn’t love you. She hated your father but she loved you with everything she had. You were the best what happened to her and she was so very proud of you. So very proud. It hurts me to see that she couldn’t show you that, that you can’t see that even now. I’m so sorry, Lady Helena.”

“Just a question… If I change my name, do I still have to participate at the Triwizard Tournament?”

“Never ever tickle a sleeping dragon! Does no one remember the Hogwarts motto? It’s a warning to not do it! Damn!”

“I never thought my life would be turning like this. But here I am, hoping a snake would be kind enough to spare my life and even help me, again.”

“BY FUCKING SALAZAR! Wait… no. That sounds wrong. Nevermind.”

“Harry, why are you sitting crying in the corner and eating ice cream?”

“Because I‘m celebrating Godric's death day like a damn ghost and I still don’t know how I should feel about that.”

- Godric at some points in his second life as Harry Potter

based on this two: https://at.tumblr.com/tktsunami/i-need-more-salric-so-im-writing/0rpb8433gxbf https://at.tumblr.com/tktsunami/i-need-more-salric-so-im-writing-part-ii/fpiagf6d3e5j

Haha xD

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