QUEENS

Charles: We saved you from Magneto, Logan.

Logan: What's a Magneto?

Scott: NO!

Jean: NO!

Ororo: NO!

Hank: NO!

Charles, opening his thirty-five-slide powerpoint on why Erik Lehnsherr is a good man: I'm SO happy you asked-

I don't think Tim would kill the Joker, not even after Joker Junior.

I do, however, think he could manipulate someone else into it and retain the moral high ground, instead. After all, if someone else does it and he doesn't directly tell then to- well that was their decision, and he need not worry.

Tim, to Shiva: yeah but loads of people have defeated The Bat at this point. Just look at the Joker. I mean, Joker's basically unkillable. There's not a single assassin or vigilante or hero that could kill him. He just keeps on living and causing chaos.

Shiva: I cluld

Tim: no, no you really can't. But it's OK! Lots of people can't! It would take only the best to kill Joker. I mean sure, a LoA member might be able to...

Shiva: I will.

Tim, shrugging: whatever! You can do what you want but don't say I didn't warn you...

A week later, Joker's dead and Tim is biting back a grin as Bruce glares at them all.

Bruce: "Alright, who did it?"

Nightwing: you need to face it, B, it wasn't any of us.

Bruce, glaring at Tim: the wounds looked similar to that of a bo staff-

Tim, rolling his eyes: I was busy at Joker's ToD. Besides. I'm the best, but not the only bo staff user in the world. Lady Shiva rivals me as well- could have been her.

Bruce, scowl deepenign: and how exactly do you know Joker's ToD?

Tim points at the screen, wordlessly. The phrase "Time of Death: 22:19" were written in bold.

Bruce grimaced. : and what exactly where you doing? I don't believe you were with us which gives you no alabi-

Tim: I was with Bernard.

Bruce: doing what?

Tim: Bernard.

Steph snorts in response.

Steph: let it go, B. Clearly it wasn't any of us. Maybe some assassin with a grudge took him out- honestly, we should be celebrating!

Jason cheers in the background and starts grabbing the most expensive bottles from Bruce's alcohol collection.

You can't tell me that Juni Ba wasn't directly referencing this when he made that panel.

Hey there! Here’s another post from me!

Wally: Tip toeing out of Dick’s room at 3 AM, well how do you do there William.

Roy: Sneaking out of Jason’s room, so did you have a nice night there Wallace.

Kon: Flying out of Tim’s window, well fancy meeting you here eh Jonathan.

Jon: Climbing into Damian’s window, so you came to debrief a mission ay Conner.

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girlboss x malewife

Goodnight to my favorite Canon couples ❤️🌹™️🦍

Can you tell im hyperfixated on him?

fyi your dad is a whor—

welcome to my Little Red Hood AU (where Jason doesn’t go through super puberty and the consequences of having stunted growth and still trying to be an intimidating crime lord)

In which the bats see a 5’4 crime lord and wonder who left their angry child unattended

The design is heavily Inspired by Juni Ba’s Boy wonder red hood who is the shortest of the older boys i was so delighted to see it and i desperately needed more. I also made him look a little more like how he did when he died :]

bruce pulling all the bad bitches

everyone lusting after this old man and his mysterious emo charm (just like me)

Og pic under cut: