I'm Thinking... Do We Really Get How The Magnus Institute Worked In Tma Universe? Cause The Archives

actually you know what that's exactly it i would rather someone add 5 parantheticals after every sentence than use tone indicators it's 1. accomplishing SO much more in terms of clarity 2. extremely funny to look at depending on how they're used

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Hello, Jon.

Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself.

I’m assuming you’re alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private. I wouldn’t try too hard to stop reading; there’s every likelihood you’ll just hurt yourself. So just listen.

Now, shall we turn the page and try again?

would you hit the blunt if it had christian baby ashes in it?

'oh poor sam' WHY THE FUCK did he RUN AWAY. oh they looked upset, yeah, so YOU JUST RAN. he was a child, yeah I know, but when you're in a big creepy building you try to NOT GET LOST. no wonder he didn't get in, cause who does something like that. who tf does that. self preservation instinct? nahh, the nurses looked disappointed. why sam why😭😭

episode 39, am i right chat

people are literally so boring a male character will kill 10000 people and steal candy from babies and theyll be like omg thats my king! but a female character is rude once and theyre like i hope she dies violently

Only Magnus Archives au I care about is Jon and Melanie in a universe with no paranormal in it running a shitty ghost hunting channel. Jon plays the skeptic but they have to constantly edit out all the parts where he screams dramatically because a bush rustled outside. Melanie believes in the paranormal but has to fake being scared in the haunted houses. They would fight constantly behind the scenes and it would blow up after like 3 seasons but they'd still collab on videos together every once and a while.

god I love tma, I love those nails 😍😍

wait... is the eye asexual bc it saw too much...?