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call me bracelet the way i got a little charm. and am held up by string

AAAGAGAHSGWHDHDB

He wanted to ask me some questions. I agreed. [Why?] Even a monster gets lonely.

godddd i love her

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Hello, Jon.

Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself.

I’m assuming you’re alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private. I wouldn’t try too hard to stop reading; there’s every likelihood you’ll just hurt yourself. So just listen.

Now, shall we turn the page and try again?

episode 39, am i right chat

would you hit the blunt if it had christian baby ashes in it?

Colin’s fate isn’t scary to me because I don’t understand computers I remain blissfully ignorant of the horrors I’ll turn anything analog watch me

alice sticking cheetos into the disk drive on her computer in case colin gets hungry

don't you ever think how a computer eating a man is a metaphor of social media consuming our lives...

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

"The most scary part of TMA is the blanket episode- The most scary part of TMA is Jane Prentiss - The most scary part of TMA is the Not! Them creatures -"

Wrong! The most scary part of TMA when you're watching for the first time and realize far too deep in that you really should be have been trying to remember peoples names.

meow

Only day you can reblog this

people are literally so boring a male character will kill 10000 people and steal candy from babies and theyll be like omg thats my king! but a female character is rude once and theyre like i hope she dies violently

im a published poet

something i did a few months ago..🚪

actually you know what that's exactly it i would rather someone add 5 parantheticals after every sentence than use tone indicators it's 1. accomplishing SO much more in terms of clarity 2. extremely funny to look at depending on how they're used

I am so excited to be doing digital art once again!!

in the form of a Magnus Archives title page. I love how this turned out!!!! very green indeed :DD

every reblog appreciated :)

Only Magnus Archives au I care about is Jon and Melanie in a universe with no paranormal in it running a shitty ghost hunting channel. Jon plays the skeptic but they have to constantly edit out all the parts where he screams dramatically because a bush rustled outside. Melanie believes in the paranormal but has to fake being scared in the haunted houses. They would fight constantly behind the scenes and it would blow up after like 3 seasons but they'd still collab on videos together every once and a while.

reblog if you want a photographer to capture you diversing all over the place

'oh poor sam' WHY THE FUCK did he RUN AWAY. oh they looked upset, yeah, so YOU JUST RAN. he was a child, yeah I know, but when you're in a big creepy building you try to NOT GET LOST. no wonder he didn't get in, cause who does something like that. who tf does that. self preservation instinct? nahh, the nurses looked disappointed. why sam why😭😭

wait... is the eye asexual bc it saw too much...?

god I love tma, I love those nails 😍😍

I feel like this description applies to everyone listening to tmagp

mad scientist but not as in the dramatic villain who makes fuckass machines and laughs like muahahaha. mad scientist as in a pale shaking husk of a human shriveled in the corner surrounded by notes that look like the ramblings of a madman. mad scientist as in someone who will not stop until they’ve proven their theories correct even if it kills them. mad scientist as in someone who has stared into the eye of the cosmos and will not rest until they understand it despite the fact that it is consuming them whole. do you understand

I'm thinking... do we really get how the magnus institute worked in tma universe? cause the archives are not the only part of the institute sooo... maybe the institute described in tmagp is not really different from that in tma? it wouldn't be surprising if tma jonah would be interested in alchemy as it is connected to immortality...