Im A Published Poet

alice sticking cheetos into the disk drive on her computer in case colin gets hungry

god I love tma, I love those nails 😍😍

"The most scary part of TMA is the blanket episode- The most scary part of TMA is Jane Prentiss - The most scary part of TMA is the Not! Them creatures -"

Wrong! The most scary part of TMA when you're watching for the first time and realize far too deep in that you really should be have been trying to remember peoples names.

don't you ever think how a computer eating a man is a metaphor of social media consuming our lives...

godddd i love her

'oh poor sam' WHY THE FUCK did he RUN AWAY. oh they looked upset, yeah, so YOU JUST RAN. he was a child, yeah I know, but when you're in a big creepy building you try to NOT GET LOST. no wonder he didn't get in, cause who does something like that. who tf does that. self preservation instinct? nahh, the nurses looked disappointed. why sam why😭😭

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

I feel like this description applies to everyone listening to tmagp

mad scientist but not as in the dramatic villain who makes fuckass machines and laughs like muahahaha. mad scientist as in a pale shaking husk of a human shriveled in the corner surrounded by notes that look like the ramblings of a madman. mad scientist as in someone who will not stop until they’ve proven their theories correct even if it kills them. mad scientist as in someone who has stared into the eye of the cosmos and will not rest until they understand it despite the fact that it is consuming them whole. do you understand

actually you know what that's exactly it i would rather someone add 5 parantheticals after every sentence than use tone indicators it's 1. accomplishing SO much more in terms of clarity 2. extremely funny to look at depending on how they're used