Hands U My Oc Critters

I know my following here is mostly SMRPG but

Man, I don't talk about Star Fox enough on here, so uh might I interest y'all in some silly ass headcanon and rambling about Star Fox bc I am having sudden urges to yell at people about how cool Star Fox is, lmao.

So uh let's talk about Pigma.....

I think Pigma is such a neat character, yeah the fandom basically hates him bc of how shitty a guy he is, but that's kinda why I love him??? He's such a bastard and like, *insert the obligatory I can fix him comment here.*

But fr, playing through the games again, you can see just how much he lets himself go during the events of pre-64, 64, and Assault. Bro looks well-groomed and handsome during his time with the Star Fox team (granted we don't know his personality from this time of the story, and he could be an asshole even back then but I hc he was actually a decent dude) and like maybe I'm just biased bc haha I'm a simp but he looks so fuckin handsome in the Star Fox outfit, oh my god sir you're hand in marriage plz.

Anyways, during the events of 64, he's still keeping himself well dressed and all yeah, but he's just an asshole lmao.

And Assault, oh my god, okay people shit on his design for this game because it's ugly or whatever but this is probably my favorite design because of just how unhinged he looks and acts in Assault. He's kicked off the Star Wolf team and just, completely let's himself go; he's disgusting, even more chubby (he's not fat leave him alone) and just, sounds like he's been smoking way too much lmao. Fr bro sounds like he's choking on his own spit every time he laughs in Assault, and he laughs pretty fuckin often. (His voice in that game is free therapy for me.) He's unhinged and completely lost to his greedy ways all the way up till he's infected by the Aparoids, which..oh my god, I'm obsessed with Apa Pigma, he's so NASTY and I wanna see other characters get infected by the Aparoids like..au where all the characters from team Star Fox/Wolf get infected by Aparoids when???

But yeah no I think the way his character just becomes more unhinged as time goes on is, so fucking neat. It's honestly such a genius way to show how greed can really fuck up a guy, I applaud Nintendo on that honestly.

Also this isn't really canon to Star Fox I know, but in Star Link; Star Wolf makes a cake to get their message to Star Fox and like, who baked the cake? I gotta know, who..who baked it? I wanna say Pigma only to fuel my hc of Pigma being a good baker but

It was probably Andrew, but like..who baked the cake...

Also do you all think I should post more about my Star Fox oc, Peri? Idk she's neat and I have so much to say about her (I wanna write about her more and work on my au where she gets infected by the Aparoids instead of Pigma bc hehe I love giving my OCs trauma)

She stares at you with her sad pathetic eyes (give her pizza rolls)

Thank you so much, I shall tape these to each of my hair strands and pull the sickest skateboard trick

The funny thing about Imprisoning Dimentio is that you can’t handcuff him. His hands can go through the bars. You can’t tie him up.

MAKE WAY FOR THE KING!

Your geno, my geno, They are FRIENDS <333

Drew my friend geno for thinginators collab project! Go check out the whole thing here! https://x.com/Thinginator90/status/1709068467046101351?s=20

https://x.com/Thinginator90/status/1709068467046101351?s=20

Hello!!!! No one gonna talk about this???

They play rock paper scissors, but know eachother so well that they keep sending the same attacks, A SINGLE MATCH TAKES HOURS BEFORE ONE DECIDES TO 'THROW IT' AND WINS, Honestly, if not for parties, I love them getting worked up over every little things only to chill and get along in the end, I should draw them fighting <33

Do ya’ll think that Brighton and Twila have to play Rock Paper Scissors with eachother to decide which of them has to pay the monthly rent for the Clockwork Castle

Bold to assume I had any creativity in the first place

firesst post on tmblr?? What am I doing here?? I don't know?? What?? Anyways have an edit I made wha

credit if you wanna, I couldn't care less lmao