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1 month ago

 When Jason Grace wakes up, he's surrounded by friends. He's holding hands with a beautiful girl who says that they're in love, and there’s a boy with a wild grin who says they’re best friends. Jason doesn’t know what’s going on, but he knows he's surrounded by people who care for him and want to help him.

When Percy Jackson wakes up, he's almost completely alone. His only connection is a wolf that seems to be judging his every move as it decides his worth. He's fighting for his life and desperately searching to find a place that would take him in and accept him.

When Jason and Percy were switched, they didn't just have their physical selves swapped. They had their lives swapped. Jason got to believe that someone loved him, and Percy got to experience what it was like to have no one.


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1 month ago

no one gafs but like the jason is boring argument genuinely pisses me off. like yeah when i first read HoO at like 11 i was all booo not my protagonist booo he has no personality booo he's a blank slate but after reading the burning maze a year or two later i was sad when he died because i had only just realized how much he contributed to the series. JASON BEING "BORING" WAS LITERALLY THE POINT. mf was raised by WOLVES. he'd been at camp jupiter p much his whole life and a strict rule follower because that's all he's known. he's supposed to be the antithesis of percy, the entire point of jason was learning how to be human in a sense. jason was told how to act and feel his entire life and his character arc is learning that it's okay to not be perfect. he had been living out this robotic life of things he's supposed to do because of what his lineage is and what that's supposed to mean for someone like him. jason being able to choose is the thing that makes his so called blank slate character interesting, he's no longer a blank slate but a /person/ with feelings and emotions. like genuinely why do you think it's JASON who tells apollo to "REMEMBER WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE HUMAN" if/when he gets back to olympus.


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1 month ago

Concept: Just everyone in Camp Halfblood preparing for a full scale Roman invasion. Because by this point Jason’s got his memories back.

And they’re all aware that oh we just accidentally kidnapped one of Camp Jupiters leaders.

We’re royally screwed.

Annabeth’s grilling Jason on his camps about battle tactics and Jason is more then happy to share.

He innocently asks why Annabeth’s suddenly interested in the inner workings of Camp Jupiter.

And the answer completely takes him off guard. He just stares at her strangely before replying that there isn’t going to be any fighting.

“Jason I get you not wanting to fight them. They’re your friends but I highly doubt they’ll feel the same about us.”

“It’s not that. I mean I’d hate to fight them too but there’s not going to be a fight. No one’s coming.”

Everyone looks at Jason like he’s insane because what do you mean no one’s coming?! We’re the enemy and you matter a lot to them.

If anything Jason looks even more confused because sure he’s their leader or rather was at this point.

But that doesn’t mean he mattered to them. There’s no search parties, he can guarantee that and his replacement has surely already been found.

“So what they’re all just gonna pretend like you died” asks his sister, his clearly livid and barely holding herself back from storming Camp Jupiter, sister.

Jason shakes his head because death implies mourning and reminiscing.

Someone else would take credit for reforms he tried to push. All his actions and his feats would never be talked about with a name to place them with.

“It’ll be less like I died and more like I never existed at all” replies Jason with an air of calm acceptance.

Because really he can’t grasp why everyone else is so confused by something he’s known all along.

The battle is over. The war has been won and the good little solider boy has outlived his use.

What’s so confusing about that?


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1 month ago

I wish the hoo books didn't erase the 'roman-ness' from jason completely just because he adapted to the greeks. we needed a proper, cold, calculating roman representation. hazel and frank could just as easily fit into the greeks because they were very new to camp jupiter and reyna was shipped off to the hunters.

jason was always kind of eccentric in the argo ii if you guys hadn't noticed. when jason was talking in praise about diocletian(?) hazel looked at him in horror because he wasn't supposed to be saying good things about him. but the romans were supposed to be like that. they were supposed to take in the beneficial aspects of even bad people, they didn't think about feelings. they were the "we see good in everyone but only because we need them for our benefit".

it would take a million years for jason to trust someone completely, hot take but he would take longer than nico to warm up to someone. nico is just more open about not trusting someone, but jason would hide it better. annabeth said jason had this unnerving vibe about him and neither she or hazel could get a read on him. he would be calculating your every move and would read so much into what you say, because he's a roman by blood, by virtue.

and jason would take betrayals HORRIBLY, arguably he'd take it the hardest, it isn't easy to anger him but a broken promise, a broken trust, drives him absolutely insane.


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1 month ago
Ever After High Themed Adoptables - The Wizard Of Oz Batch!
Ever After High Themed Adoptables - The Wizard Of Oz Batch!

ever after high themed adoptables - the wizard of oz batch!

reblogs super appreciated! <3

each is €45! payment by paypal, dm me if you’re interested!

available: 2, 3, 5, 6


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1 month ago

For the record, I would never knowingly use or share AI generated art in anything I post, so if you ever catch me doing so, it was an accident, and I'd like you to let me know so I can delete it.


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1 month ago

I'm a fandom oldie and a strong proponent of "ship and let ship", and I defend everyone else's right to ship what they love... But I think that gives people the idea that I like, automatically love every single ship??? Or every single trope?

I don't though!

There are a lot of fandom tropes that are on my "absolutely fuck no" list. There are a lot of irk kinks that are also on my "nope absolutely not" list, too. Personally, this is healthy. I'm able to look at something and go "Yep, I hate it, but it's not harming anyone, so continue to do as you please."


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1 month ago
Soundwave Superior Ai Artists Inferior

soundwave superior ai artists inferior


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1 month ago

Spoke to a gen z person the other night and apparently the young folks don't know about the very legal sites from which you can access public domain media (including Dracula, The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, and other Victorian gothic horror stories)?

Like this young person didn't even know about goddamn Gutenberg which is a SHAME. I linked to it and they went "aw yiss time to do a theft" and I was like "I mean yo ho ho and all that, sure, but. you know gutenberg is entirely legal, right?"

Anyway I'm gonna put this in a few Choice Tags (sorry dracula fans I DID mention it though so it's fair game) and then put some Cool Links in a reblog so this post will still show UP in said tags lmao.


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1 month ago

Werewolf Janus: *in wolf form utterly soaked by river water, locks eyes with the others* Witch Logan: Janus, please don't- Fey Roman: What? Oh NO! Vampire Virgil *grabs Patton and pulls him behind his umbrella*: DON'T! Fey Remus *full on T-posing*: Take me! Werewolf Janus: *full on body shake sending the water flying, drenching everyone but Virgil and Patton* Fey Roman: MY HAIR! AAAAAAAAAAAAH! Witch Logan: Good job... you've now soaked us all. Werewolf Janus: *satisfied huff*


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1 month ago
Please Take This Actually Incomprehensible Image Based Off The Convo Me And @thegoldenduckie Had Last

please take this actually incomprehensible image based off the convo me and @thegoldenduckie had last night.


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1 month ago

Superhero AU where Janus was born with the snake eye, a chilling evil laugh, and a talent for scheming and everyone was side-eyeing him his entire life waiting for his debut into villainy, only he decided it was too much work and went to design school and he's basically Edna Mode, but for villains.

(actually, let's make it funnier, Roman was straight up born with superpowers, but he decided to follow his heart and pursue fashion, now he and Janus are rivals in the arena of supers costume design, which plays out as a textbook hero/nemesis dynamic, just minus the actual fighting)

(Like, it's basically Megamind but if they both went to art school...)


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1 month ago
Sanders Sides In My Style (including FANMADE Orange Side And Character!Thomas), Where I Mashed Up Thomas's

Sanders Sides in my style (including FANMADE Orange Side and Character!Thomas), where I mashed up Thomas's appearance in golden-age SS, modern-day SS and my personal artistic liberties!

Rambling commentary on design choices under the cut...

Love it when people take design inspo from his dyed hair era and make it color-coded to the other sides through the power of artistic magic

Gave stubble and ear piercings so he looks closer to his current appearance

Decided to give Character!Thomas that one jacket he really seems to like rather than the popular Steven Universe shirt bc it reflects his current style more

LOVE it when people give Roman scars- also gave Remus one across his eye to make him similar to Roman

Speaking of Remus... I removed the silver streak bc it's kinda a hassle to draw and doesn't really unify him with the others (also clutters his design) + just gave him heavier facial hair rather than a full-mustache

Janus's snake-side is usually a washed-out green when Thomas has his make-up so I made it more vibrant! I usually hate drawing Janus bc bowler hat + snake scales is a STRUGGLE but I like how he turned out

ORANGE SIDE ORANGE SIDE

His hair is spiked and swooped back to make him 'disheveled', 100% believe Thomas will wear orange contacts so he has those, and gave him short-sleeved leather jacket to relate him to Logan's short-sleeves


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1 month ago
So I’m Back In The Sander Sides Fandom And All I Can Think About Is Roman’s Character Arc. I Really

So I’m back in the Sander sides fandom and all I can think about is Roman’s Character arc. I really wanted to portray his disappointment in himself at failing to be Thomas’s “hero,” and his general feelings of inadequacy. In other words, SOMEONE HELP HIM @thatsthat24


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1 month ago
She’s Back At It Again With Another Fashion Lineup, This Time Featuring Our Dashing Prince Roman! A

She’s back at it again with another fashion lineup, this time featuring our dashing Prince Roman! A good boy who deserves a bit of love, especially following recent episodes

[More fashion sides: Janus Virgil Logan Remus Patton]


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1 month ago
I Was Asked This And I Chuckled Because In The Scheme Of Things The Only Thing That Looks The Same Is
I Was Asked This And I Chuckled Because In The Scheme Of Things The Only Thing That Looks The Same Is
I Was Asked This And I Chuckled Because In The Scheme Of Things The Only Thing That Looks The Same Is
I Was Asked This And I Chuckled Because In The Scheme Of Things The Only Thing That Looks The Same Is
I Was Asked This And I Chuckled Because In The Scheme Of Things The Only Thing That Looks The Same Is

I was asked this and I chuckled because in the scheme of things the only thing that looks the same is that they are in my style. XD 


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1 month ago

For the reverse au. Roman definitely gives Virgil a bell choker. And Virgil loved it bc Roman gave it to him. But. He still likes to sneak, so he finds a way to put cotton or something in the bell so that it doesn't make noise. The cotton of course is removable, so it can still make noise sometimes, but it's even better to sneak up on Roman while wearing the bell, bc Roman partially made it for him so that Virgil couldn't scare him anymore?

For The Reverse Au. Roman Definitely Gives Virgil A Bell Choker. And Virgil Loved It Bc Roman Gave It
For The Reverse Au. Roman Definitely Gives Virgil A Bell Choker. And Virgil Loved It Bc Roman Gave It
For The Reverse Au. Roman Definitely Gives Virgil A Bell Choker. And Virgil Loved It Bc Roman Gave It
For The Reverse Au. Roman Definitely Gives Virgil A Bell Choker. And Virgil Loved It Bc Roman Gave It

please,,, bell choker,,, bell choker as a declaration of love for them,,,, i will never leave this alone,,,


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1 month ago
He Loves To Be Complimented, To Be Listened To. Sweet Poisons For A Willing Prince. 
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He loves to be complimented, to be listened to. Sweet poisons for a willing Prince. 


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1 month ago

I don't know how it happened but somehow Roman ended up as the most underrated character so here I go

He!! is!! soft!!

He fucki sad boy!! Him. Sad!!

His friendship with virg? Good. Character growth. Icons. We Stan

Hes trying to be a better person!!

Guyyyyysss he wants to be better!!!!

“Time out for thee, and time out for thee, Focus on issues or focus on me”

You want a character who has terrible self care? Here ya go!

His friendship with Patton? PURE

The scene where he inhales spaghetti

Screams at Everything. We Stan

Afraid of the dark! Soft boy hours!

He’s gay

“You want to be happy don’t you?” “Do I.”

Such a sweet dork, like he’s so oblivious and naive. It’s so cute

Definition of “Hi one quastion. Hi I need to be loved”

Got together with his best friend and made sweaters for all his other friends

Summons a sword all the time for, you know. Reasons.

Was ready to fight curtains bc Patton was scared. Iconic

The bitchmas scene

“You do your best thinking in the shower, so everyone get naked? Everyone get naked?”

He pouts

He said baby rights

Definition of “while you were being heterosexual I studied the blade”

He doesn’t want to disappoint people!

Flaps his hands when he gets frustrated

Grabs his head when he gets frustrated!

“Not.. talk about me??”

Bouncy bubbly boy

While also an insecure sad boy

Definition of “What are you doing?” “MY BEST.”

Every time he’s on screen it’s Sad boy hours

Extra

Dumbass rights!!

Actual a pretty clever dude who is constantly underestimated but the others

Still an absolute dumbass

“What the heckity heck, five abs and one peck” “it’s something I say when I’m confused so I’m not alone in my confusion- see it works.”

Is trying

He gets the smallest amount of affection and he just Attaches himself to that person For The Rest Of Time

Feel free to add more


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1 month ago
Roman, Claus Of Wishes! From My Fic Christmas Wish~!
Roman, Claus Of Wishes! From My Fic Christmas Wish~!

Roman, Claus of Wishes! From my fic Christmas Wish~!


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1 month ago
Candle Queen Pride!Roman!

Candle Queen Pride!Roman!

Toddler’s cries that grow louder and louder Relishing in untestable power Glowing red in a black and white scene, The one and only: Candle Queen

I’ve always wanted to make a Draw This in Your Style type thing? So if you want to try your hand at it, that would be awesome! Either way I had one hell of a good time making this and listening to the song over and over. X3 


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1 month ago
Guess What Bitch Discovered Vroid And Wanted To Make A Super Effeminate Roman? (It's Me, I'm Bitch) His
Guess What Bitch Discovered Vroid And Wanted To Make A Super Effeminate Roman? (It's Me, I'm Bitch) His

Guess what bitch discovered Vroid and wanted to make a super effeminate Roman? (It's me, I'm bitch) His hair was a pain to make.


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1 month ago
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I made the sides into doors from Encanto

This took a literal week but it was fun doing them!

Thank you @ros_poz2 for helping me with some of the designs :)

Also, Happy New Year!!! :D


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1 month ago

Guys I desperately need you to hear me out, I can’t stop thinking about this.

So, My Little Pony. Canterlot Wedding. You know this episode, you probably know it even if you don’t watch the show, it’s the one with the banger. Yeah that one. Do it but make it Sanders Sides.

Roman is Shining Armor. Janus is Chrysalis. Remus is Twilight. Patton is Cadence. That is all.


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1 month ago

Fun idea for y'all: Roman is the Ego, yes? And Janus is self-preservation, meaning he preserves the Self, in another words he preserves Thomas's identity as himself. And a Ego and a Self are directly and inherently connected.

So Janus should be Roman's protector.

Meaning: Knight Janus and Prince Roman; or Dragon Janus and Prince Roman; or Shadow Janus and Prince Roman.

Thank you for coming to my TEDTalk


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1 month ago

a long list of things that are confirmed as canon in sanders sides:

Virgil hates flying

Logan is afraid of what's at the bottom of the ocean

Roman is absolutely terrified of the dark (and screams like a final girl in a horror movie when he's scared)

The sides can change how the others look

Virgil can in fact control shadows/darkness

Patton made up a game called "patton cake" and it is very messy and confusing to play

Janus is cold-blooded and sheds his scales

Remus and Roman both have sustained long-lasting injuries

Logan can't "duck out" like Virgil did

Logan has a literal "thinking cap" that he wears

Roman and Remus can conjure living things

Virgil has kept/stolen items from both Logan and Janus

Logan and Virgil are great at giving each other gifts

Logan's gifts that he gives are usually some form of money

Virgil hates being babied

Patton has no idea where babies come from

Logan called puns his "forbidden fruit spread" and has actually made several dad jokes on purpose

Both Logan and Roman have fainted over crofters

Virgil cannot skateboard to save his life (but still pretends he can to seem cool)

Roman insults things as his way of showing love, and has in fact made fun of nearly every side

Patton is allergic to cats and Remus is allergic to soap

Remus deliberately attempts to smell bad

Logan said crofters are the only thing that understands him


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1 month ago

Concept:

The Battle of Mount Othrys must’ve seriously messed Jason up.

Not only is it a fight for our lives kind of deal it’s not like anyone in Camp Jupiter would’ve known what was happening.

They wouldn’t have been prepared for any of this and whether he was Praetor at the time or not, Jason was their only hope.

The battle of Manhattan was brutal yes but the Olympians still ended up helping the demigods. And there were 3 big 3 kids in attendance, Percy, Thalia and later Nico.

As far as we know there was no additional aid to Camp Jupiter. And well if there was it definitely didn’t come from the Olympians.

Not to mention most of Camp Jupiter is made up of legacies who are mortals and can’t heal from ambrosia or nectar.

And this battle took place before Hazel ever showed to so all Camp Jupiter had was Jason. Everything was riding on his shoulders.

Jason was literally all they had and I can’t imagine what that kind of pressure must’ve felt like.

And you just know that even with him beibg the son of Jupiter and their only damn chance at victory that people wanted him nowhere near the fight.

Soley because he was part of the 5th cohort and we can’t be saved by some low ranked solder. Lives are on the line but go off I guess.

So Jason is not only wrestling with everyone’s expectations, he’s had no time to prepare. And I frankly refuse to believe anyone thought Jason would survive Krios.

Including Jason himself.

Which is a whole other layer of fucked up because oh so you literally sent him to his maybe death just to save yourselves.

Hell knowing Jason he probably volunteered knowing all of that.

Whenever I picture Jason beating Krios it’s this impossible feat that he somehow accomplished. It takes everything he has in him.

That by the end he’s barely able to stand from this fight and the many he fought getting here.

Jason raises his sword, stained in a titans golden ichor and his own red blood, as a symbol of strength for Rome.

That he doesn’t go down until it’s over and when he falls no one’s even around to catch him.

And you just know that among the celebrations and praises that someone will be out there critiquing his form.

And how he fought in a less then Roman way because nothing Jason does is ever enough for these people.


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