Batober Day 1

Secret society of Clown Enjoyers in Gotham that have to keep their love for clowns and the aesthetic a secret because Joker ruined it for them.

Their society’s goal? Either kill the Joker or, somehow, get him to change his aesthetic as the “Clown Prince Of Crime” so that they can wear their costumes without being associated with Joker.

They are the Joker’s #1 hater

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

Police officer A: “Hey, isn’t that kid over there registered in the system as missing?”

Police officer B: “Yeah, but we don’t try and catch him anymore because last time we tried to, he managed to bite a chunk out of another officer’s arm”

Police officer A: “What about that girl behind him? Isn’t she presumed dead? We should at least ask some questions”

Police officer C: “Last time we did that, she pulled a grenade out of nowhere”

Police officer A: “Jesus, well what about the boy with the crutch? Seems like he’s also gone missing from a foster home”

Police officer B: “Oh you don’t even want to know what happened when we tried to catch him”

Police officer C: “I’m not sure if it was even humanly possible”

Cassandra managed to have both mummy issues and daddy issues, with two separate sets of parents, every issue completely unique and different from the others...

She's really the best

if you were at your worst, if you’re a villain or a screwup or whatever, there is a goth man dressed as a giant bat who keeps coming after you, bothering you. he sabotages your journey of self destruction over and over. ur ready to give up but he won’t let you. you think, today he won’t come. today he will give up on me too. he never does.

Jesus Christ you guys really did overpower me while I was gone

I am scared of how dead focused some of you are on booping!!

I have to get off tumblr and I know when I come back tonight I’ll be drowning in boops!!!

when you dump the rats out in the front yard where do you think they go

Headcanon that Cassandra Cain uses communication cards for when she is overstimulated and can’t get the words out, or she doesn’t quite know the word for it. And Jason snuck a UNO reverse card in with her communication cards and now she uses it unironically and sometimes it doesn’t even make sense.

An equally sleep deprived Tim: go get some sleep, Cass, I’ll patrol.

Cass: *pulls out a fucking UNO reverse card* nuh-uh

*proceeds to knock him out (affectionately) and go on patrol*

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Some rogue: you’ll never catch me!

Black Bat who cannot be bothered to come up with a response: *pulls out UNO reverse card with no explanation*

Spoiler: *proceeds to drop down from somewhere and onto the rogue* HAHA! UNO REVERSE, BITCH!

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Jason: Yo mama so fat, her bellybutton arrives home five minutes before she does!

Cass: *pulls out an UNO reverse card*

Jason, who’s been waiting for this day ever since he first put that UNO card in her communication cards: *Smugly pulls out his own UNO reverse card*

Cass, undeterred: *Pulls out a second UNO reverse card that Jason didn’t give her*

Jason, surprised but prepared: *pulls out another reverse card*

This just ends with them having to clean up like over 50 cards because Alfred got cross with them just standing there and throwing cards at each other.

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Black Bat: *runs out of bat-a-rangs so for the rest of her patrol she just throws UNO reverse cards at rogues and for some reason it works almost as well*

Some random civilian: *records Black Bat just pelting some mugger with UNO reverse cards* What the fuck.

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Later on some reporter got lucky and managed to shove a microphone in Black Bat’s face before she could grapple off.

Reporter: could you tell us why you have been spotted using UNO reverse cards as rebuttals to villains?

Black Bat: *very slowly hands the reporter a UNO reverse card whilst making intense eye contact with the camera* No.

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Black Bat and her UNO reverse cards is now a meme.

cassandra cain incorrect quotes:

cass:

explanation: it’s incorrect because cass is not actually mute