When A Kid Explains Santa Claus And His Whole Deal, Cass Stays Up All Night On Christmas Eve Cause No

imagine having a devastating piece of gossip (the Waynes were secretly sleeping with their butler) and trying to flip that around as an attack/leverage on their now-adult kid mid-fancy event but said kid is Bruce Wayne and didn’t lose his cool last week when the entire actual Earth was about to blow up so all he does is raise one eyebrow, shrug, down his entire glass of champagne in one graceful chug, and waltz off with a breezy “Guess it’s finally time to get that paternity test, huh?”

I don’t watch house md and I never will but I’m very interested in what those two old gay men have going on

My favourite flavour of StephCass is when the two of them don’t realise they are in a romantic relationship

“We make out, but only platonically”

“Yeah, I call her babe, but that’s just girl talk!”

“Sure, Steph always sleeps in my bed even tho she has her own, but that’s only because it gets cold”

“I get jealous when other people flirt with her, but that’s normal”

Kept me up at night

absolute bruce giving birth to tiny titans cass

and theres a very good fic based on it!

i drew this before knowing this bruce is a baby faced 24yo, which significantly improves it i think. young dad beam ⚡

I always forget that Superman has freeze breath or whatever it’s called.

So I’ll see a bit of fan media where he uses that power, and I’m just like, “Wtf??? Doesn’t he already have enough powers to begin with? You’re adding more???”

And then I remember and I spend the rest of the day embarrassed.

I can’t find it on tumblr and IT CHRISMAS GOD DAMMIT.

MERR CHRISMAS.

You think the people of Fawcett City are ever just like: “Yeah, that one alleyway outside of the Whiz Radio station is always struck by lightning during the day. But no one gets hurt so whatever.”

i hate david cain for doing cassandras hair before he sent her into that room. there are already so few tender moments he shares with her, but i think that one, the one we dont ever see, is the one that makes me hate him the most.