I Always Forget That Superman Has Freeze Breath Or Whatever It’s Called.

"a girl is damned if she does, damned if she doesn't" - my professor

if this isn't stephanie brown......................

I want more Batman being a little scared of bats. I mean that’s why he became BATman, because he saw bats as scary enough to strike fear into the hearts of criminals! Ik he got over that childhood fear, but I still want him to just be a teeny bit scared of them cuz it’s funny.

Like, he’s cool with the Bats in the Batcave, cause he’s familiar with them and they’re all doing their own thing.

But he’s in a different cave with different bats? As soon as one of those little fuckers flies a little too close to his head, he’s ducking on instinct and speed walking out of there.

Two-Face in court: Hey... (Flips coin, it lands bad.) Mothers and fuckers of the jury.

i think everybody in the batfam should leave the batfam for a couple of days and travel the multiverse and date people not affiliated with gotham at all and then regroup next run

You know how it recently came out that there isn’t 8 billion people on earth and it’s actually a few billion more than that because scientists miscounted? I bet Cap would have known with the wisdom of Solomon

Batman: “and because there are 8 billion people on-“

Solomon (in Cap’s head): “that’s wrong.”

Captain Marvel, interrupting Batman: “that’s wrong, Mr Batman”

Batman: “what? I’m not wrong. Multiple sources say it’s 8 billion”

Captain Marvel: “and those sources are wrong”

Batman: “Captain, you do not have the time nor the proof to prove your theory. I know I am right.”

Solomon (in Cap’s head): “go get your friend Bartholomew to count. He is the fastest.”

Captain Marvel: “hold on, I’ll go get Flash to count everyone!”

Batman: “everyone on earth? Captain we are in the middle of an all out alien invasion. You cannot-“

Captain Marvel, running off to get Flash: “I’ll be right back Mr Batman! :D”

Whenever I don’t get why a bunch of people find some dude attractive and I later find a fan drawing of the dude as a butch woman I just…

I just gotta take a moment to think about how gay that makes me.

Fine, I get the fucking hype about Hugh Jackman now, ok?

Queer women, do yourself a favour and go have a look at the fanart of the butch woman version of wolverine.

My headcanon/ideal version for the future has always been Cass as Batman with her civvie id being trust find baby (and philanthropist ofc) Cassie Wayne and for Steph becoming Batwoman and her civvie job being either a doctor or a nurse (influenced by her looking up to Leslie/Crystal) and I JUST NOW realized that’s literally Thomas and Martha

Gaze upon your Superman and weep