You Know How It Recently Came Out That There Isn’t 8 Billion People On Earth And It’s Actually A

You know how it recently came out that there isn’t 8 billion people on earth and it’s actually a few billion more than that because scientists miscounted? I bet Cap would have known with the wisdom of Solomon

Batman: “and because there are 8 billion people on-“

Solomon (in Cap’s head): “that’s wrong.”

Captain Marvel, interrupting Batman: “that’s wrong, Mr Batman”

Batman: “what? I’m not wrong. Multiple sources say it’s 8 billion”

Captain Marvel: “and those sources are wrong”

Batman: “Captain, you do not have the time nor the proof to prove your theory. I know I am right.”

Solomon (in Cap’s head): “go get your friend Bartholomew to count. He is the fastest.”

Captain Marvel: “hold on, I’ll go get Flash to count everyone!”

Batman: “everyone on earth? Captain we are in the middle of an all out alien invasion. You cannot-“

Captain Marvel, running off to get Flash: “I’ll be right back Mr Batman! :D”

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The tiger: 🤬


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1 month ago

whatever man, you're a fake creator. you're not playing spore, you're playing something else entirely

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5 months ago

I love making these lists and I can’t stop

Things I think the Marvel Trio (Captain Marvel, Mary Marvel & Capt Marvel Jr) have done in front of other heroes that prove they are all siblings.

(Yes I know most of these are more argument-based but these are all sibling moments and if I think of anything wholesome I’ll make another list.)

Cap yanked off Mary’s cape and ran for it with her in hot pursuit.

Jr & Cap kicked each other under the table for half a hour straight during a hero meeting.

Mary put Jr in a headlock and dragged him around.

Jr & Mary duck taped Cap to the watchtower cafeteria ceiling.

All three kept blowing raspberries at each other during a big fight against a supervillain

Cap & Jr both kept making fart noises every time Mary took a step.

All three showed up to a mission with ice creams smooshed on their heads and glares being thrown between the three of them.

Cap & Jr were put in the Get Along Shirt.

Mary & Cap were put in the Get Along Shirt.

Jr & Mary were put in the Get Along Shirt.

All three were put in the Get Along Shirt by a grumpy Batman.

Mary threw Jr into the sun after an argument (he’s fine.)


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3 months ago

Okay, random thought, but I can definitely see Cassandra Cain hanging upside down like a bat purely to freak people out and to keep her status as a cryptid


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5 months ago

Reblogging cause of the Shazam Wizard one and also Steph!

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2 months ago

In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.

In Regards Of The Trump Government Scraping All Trans Inclusion In Its Queer Information Portion Of Its
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2 months ago

i don’t wanna write a whole fic but i am enjoying repeatedly imagining a scenario where bruce is badly injured and Dick is trying to dote on him, feed him meds, make sure he’s hydrated, keeping an eye on him so he doesn’t run off to go batmanning but bruce is sneaky so Dick comes up with the brilliant idea to handcuff himself to bruce

3 months ago
Made That Meme From Squid Game With Cass. But Changed The Mood A Little

Made that meme from Squid Game with Cass. But changed the mood a little

Don't be afraid, little Cass, you'll never be alone again

1 week ago
Duke, Elaine, and Doug eat at a table. An edited yellow narration box reads: My parents. I talk about them all the time, can you imagine a world where I said I didn't? That wouldn't even be me!
Bruce Wayne stretches out a hand. An unedited yellow narration box at the top reads, "I just want..." At the bottom an edited-in yellow narration box interrupts Bruce's text, reading: "What the &*#$? Why am I imagining Bruce instead of Dad? Joker must've hit me harder than I thought."
Stephanie, wearing a purple sweater, rubs her neck and says "Soooo... we're gonna talk about the elephant in the room, right?"

Duke, in bed with a bandage wrapped around his head, says (in an edited speech bubble): "The fact that you only ever wear purple? Does the artist not know you can wear other colors?"
Duke, with a bandage around his head, says "if I could be out there right now, I would be." The second speech bubble is edited in, saying: "And I am. I've been sneaking out every night. I'm not staying benched, does Bruce even know me?"
Dick, sliding out the window, says: "Got room for one more?"
Duke, tearing up, says (in an edited speech bubble): "No? I don't even like you. The last time we were on a roof together I got arrested. Please leave me and my actual sibling alone."
Alfred says, "...Master Bruce's point about training is a fair one." Duke, with a displeased expression, says (in an edited speech bubble): "I &%*$ing hate you, Alfred."

WFA Duke edits with things I think he should have said!!! BIG thank you to @stephexmachina for helping edit these 💖💖💖💖.


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4 months ago

Thinking about Mary Marvel picking up Captain Marvel (Billy Batson) from Justice League missions/meetings like she’s picking him up from school. And I’m not talking the N52 Mary where’s she’s much older than Billy, I’m talking TWIN Mary!

Mary Marvel: “sooo, how was it? Make any new friends?”

Captain Marvel: “yeah! And I met superman!!!”

Mary Marvel: “that’s nice Billy”


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