"a Girl Is Damned If She Does, Damned If She Doesn't" - My Professor

While I loved the jokes of Dick hallucinating Robin jason, I’m actually so happy to see more Cass hallucinating Steph jokes since that happens multiple times in canon unlike halluci-Jason

wlw DC championship - SUDDEN DEATH!!

Whenever I don’t get why a bunch of people find some dude attractive and I later find a fan drawing of the dude as a butch woman I just…

I just gotta take a moment to think about how gay that makes me.

Fine, I get the fucking hype about Hugh Jackman now, ok?

Queer women, do yourself a favour and go have a look at the fanart of the butch woman version of wolverine.

Billy is just tumbling through the sky screaming while Freddy is on the ground recording him and can’t stop laughing

Billy hasn’t quiteeee mastered flying in his regular human form yet☁️

(Continuation of my last post ⬇️)

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What if Billy kept some of his powers in his human form? ⚡️

I understand the appeal of wanting every adult hero to instinctively adopt teenage Peter Parker, but can it really beat the hilarity of acknowledging that at 15 Peter was 5'10", unusually buff, went by a moniker with Man in it, wore a creepy full face mask, and had a tightly guarded secret identity and probably a Queens accent thick enough to have come out of a jello mold, and adult heroes reasonably responded to him by going, “Wow, this grown man is an immature asshole for no reason.”

*sees a beloved mutual in the notes* hi honey

Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE A FUNNY LITTLE POST AND THE DAMN FANDOM HAD TO INJECT THE ANGST INTO IT!!! /j

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Thinking about Mary Marvel picking up Captain Marvel (Billy Batson) from Justice League missions/meetings like she’s picking him up from school. And I’m not talking the N52 Mary where’s she’s much older than Billy, I’m talking TWIN Mary!

Mary Marvel: “sooo, how was it? Make any new friends?”

Captain Marvel: “yeah! And I met superman!!!”

Mary Marvel: “that’s nice Billy”

All the Batkids ended up dog piling on her just to keep her in bed. Team effort

Alfred sends Cass to forcibly take out wrangle anyone refusing to take a much-needed sick day.

The Batfam draws straws and sets up bets to decide how many people will try and take down Cass when she's got pneumonia.

Somebody just made me realise Green Lantern is literally a magical girl.

First his power comes from a ring, a classic magical girl thing to have an accessory that transforms you.

He has a main colour theme as any other magical girl has.

He has a costume that subtly GLOWS

AND HE HAS AN OATH!!! What’s more magical girl than an oath/catchphrase!?