Quick What Are You Doing RIGHT Now (besides Scrolling Tumblr)

DC twitter is generally not as fun as dc tumblr however that one account pretending to be Batgirl is just. Fantastic. Like this is literally Cass's account

When I was a kid and first learning English I kept hearing “excuse me” and just figured that’s what you said when you wanted someone to move out of the way so I had some interactions like this

Find me on Ko-Fi to get comics early!

everyone in the jla is shocked when a group of aliens bow down to billy as he's the champion of magic and they also use magic

hoffman's car

I like to think that regardless of whether Batman knows Cap is a kid or not, he notices he has a really hard time sitting still during meetings and is fully prepared to deal with that

babygirl when her guilt does not purify her

other version under the cut

in superman adventures #19, there’s a villain named multi-face who can convincingly disguise himself as anyone, even tricking dna tests and x-ray vision. Superman initially can’t stop him

and the only reason he gets caught is because multiface decides to disguise himself as, of all people, CLARK KENT i’m screaming

Cass’ backstory is so wild cause istg you could make up the most insane shit and I’d be like “David Cain when I catch you”

like ‘David gave Cass every poison on earth so she would build up immunity to them all’? I’d buy that being cannon.

‘David made Cass box a kangaroo’? Did she win?

Honestly I’d believe someone if they told me David made Cass hunt for dinner like in the Stone Age or smth

Anyway I just know cass lore dropped randomly would go hard

Superman, in the middle of a battle: *gets hit by a shard of kryptonite*

Batman: *grabs the shard and hands it to Captain Marvel*

Batman: “Captain! Get rid of this, quickly!”

Captain Marvel: *panics and eats the kryptonite*

Batman:

Captain Marvel:

Superman:

Captain Marvel: “I PANICKED OKAY???”

Superman: “SO YOUR FIRST THOUGHT WAS TO EAT IT???”

Batman: “Please tell me you don’t often eat things to get rid of them…”

Captain Marvel:

Captain Marvel: *turns around and flies back into battle*

Freddy and Eugene seem like the type of kids to swear as much as possible if given the excuse

Also most of my info about the other kids (Darla, Eugene, Pedro) is coming from the movies and fics, so don’t take it to heart if it’s inaccurate.