Scenario Where Billy Loses One Of His Last Baby Teeth But It Transfers Over To Captain Marvel.

you don't need any fancy reading guides, you just need to pick something random and start reading and desperately try to figure out what the fuck is happening and hate every minute until your brain adjusts and rewires itself to make you love it and get a superiority complex about it and i'm not even joking

Police officer A: “Hey, isn’t that kid over there registered in the system as missing?”

Police officer B: “Yeah, but we don’t try and catch him anymore because last time we tried to, he managed to bite a chunk out of another officer’s arm”

Police officer A: “What about that girl behind him? Isn’t she presumed dead? We should at least ask some questions”

Police officer C: “Last time we did that, she pulled a grenade out of nowhere”

Police officer A: “Jesus, well what about the boy with the crutch? Seems like he’s also gone missing from a foster home”

Police officer B: “Oh you don’t even want to know what happened when we tried to catch him”

Police officer C: “I’m not sure if it was even humanly possible”

A summary of Cass's early years:

Cassandra: (baby noise)

David, handing her a loaded gun and watches her nail every target:

I think new adaptations of “Diana goes to Man’s World in modern times” should have a woman be her guide instead of someone like Steve Trevor. While Steve isn’t a bad person, obviously, I just think it speaks more to Wonder Woman’s core if you have one woman helping another in this strange world.

Plus, there’s a bit of implication about Man helping Woman who is confused about this new country.

I don’t know, does this make sense?

On that note: I think that we should have more scenes of Diana uplifting women instead of “Men is a jerk, Diana breaks his fingers” I like those scenes, but we don’t need to do that every single time?

Give me Diana telling an older woman that she’s beautiful. Okay? Okay, cool.

Thank you for coming to my Wonder Talk.

Another list let’s goooo!!!

Things I think Captain Marvel has let slip in conversation unprompted that have concerned others.

“When I was a kid I threw a brick at a cop car” (by kid he means yesterday)

“You act like my uncle after a beer”

“This reminds me of the time somebody tried to run me over with their car back when I was a kid!” (Again, by kid he means yesterday)

“My sister is basically legally dead.”

“I’ve eaten rat meat before!”

“Have you ever been chased out of a store with a broom cause somebody thought you stole a gift card? No? Yeah, me neither.”

“I fight a lot of nazis.”

“Sometimes the gods in my head tell me to kill somebody to set an example :(“

“Mary Marvel got angry at Junior again and she threw him into the sun. He’s fine... I think.”

“There’s this green worm that tries to crawl into people’s ears and mind control them.”

“I found a baby in a dumpster once!”

“I don’t think I have organs.”

Billy, whose parents died from being crushed by rocks in a buried tomb, watching as the wizard is killed by a massive rock falling onto him: oh…

What if her name was Cassandra Plain and she stopped serving cunt.

oh wait that's just orphan.

in honor of valentine’s day, the best couple ever

i think everybody in the batfam should leave the batfam for a couple of days and travel the multiverse and date people not affiliated with gotham at all and then regroup next run