In Honor Of Valentine’s Day, The Best Couple Ever

hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like it was expensive

Concept: an episode of the Justice League cartoon where the MCs get sucked into a 90s teen movie… powers get reset to when they were that age.

Imagine if you will; Billy de-transforms during a mission and gets knocked out. He wakes up in the JL medbay, and street kid ACAB instincts kick in (cause Solomon isn’t around) and Billy kicks the nearest authority figure (green space cop) in the shin and bolts out the room.

Ofc he pretty quickly realises his mistake, but what’s done is done and you gotta commit to the bit.

Identity shenanigans ensue.

red blood cell girl bringing you oxygen on a cute little platter and then curtseying

I’m so sick of people judging me based on my gender. From now on my gender is .

I am a .

My pronouns are / .

Reblog for greater sample size.

Yeah, when she was little, David would lace Cass's baby bottles with various small doses of poison to build up an early immunity. On an unrelated note, normal milk tastes weird for her.

Sometimes I feel like I live in a timely loop where every two weeks there’s another “pick your favourite/who’s the best Robin” poll.

One day Stephanie is going to win and then you’ll all see.

her ass is not listening