Freddy Freeman Is The Type Of Guy Ask Billy To Hold His Crutch, Pretend To Fall Over, Then Scream “HE

Batman: Gotham Knights (2000-2006) #22

This is probably the closest any of you are getting to a face reveal XD

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Never done this before but uuuuuh

Picrew chain with this lil guy maker:D

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little guy maker

little guy maker / ちっちゃいメーカー my third picrew :0 (first two were years old, ive since deleted them) please credit @reelrollsweat on tumbl

Here’s mine:3

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what if instead of cassandra cain she was cassandra wayne and they actually acknowledged she's bruce's kid

SHE’D FINALLY BE ABLE TO HAVE A CONVERSATION IN HER NATIVE LANGUAGE, SHE’D FINALLY BE ABLE TO GET HER FULL POINT ACROSS WITHOUT ISSUE OR MISCOMMUNICATION!!!!!!

Make Cass and J'onn friends PLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE

Are you pro or anti bush

he was a bad president

I’ve been thinking about the “turned into children” trope that we batfam enjoyers love, and one that I really like is the justice league turning into children. Bruce from before his parents died (see: a little piece of shit), Diana from before she learned about the outside world (see: really confused bc men??), Oliver at 15 (see: also little shit but for entirely different reasons) and so on and so forth… BUT then we have captain marvel who’s already technically a child, so I present you the idea:

Billy doesn’t turn into a child, and stays in his adult form. He has to take care of the league, because the world can’t know that they’re children (duh), but he’s having a really hard time seeing as he’s also a child. No one questions why he’s not a child, because you know, they’re not league yet. But once they’ve transformed back (they keep their memories), they start running tests (both magical and scientific) on him to find out why he it didn’t effect him, but find NOTHING. In the end they deem that maybe captain marvel is just immune to reverse aging spells.

And this is where I present to you yet ANOTHER idea:

One day one of them (whoever you like) sees billy transform and assumes he was hit with a reverse aging spell. Cue Billy having to dodge actually explaining how he’s a real child and why the reverse aging spell didn’t work on him

How Long is this Fic Really?: A Guide

Word count in the HP Series: 

Sorcerer’s Stones: 76,944  Chamber of Secrets: 85,141 Prisoner of Azkaban: 107,253  Goblet of Fire: 190,637 Order of the Phoenix: 257,045 Half-Blood Prince: 168,923 Deathly Hallows: 198,227

Word count in the LOTR Series:

The Hobbit: 95,022 Fellowship of the Ring: 177,227 Two Towers: 143,436 Return of the King: 134,462

The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhino. Titanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

I love body horror Captain Marvel cause yeah, if he’s been dismembered why wouldn’t he just have his limbs move on their own like a cartoon while his fellow heroes watch on in horror

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work