Are fancams/edits of superheroes a thing in Gotham? Can an average Gothamite obtain materials with enough clarity? Wouldn't a Batman fancam be just a bunch of blurry pixels?
Superman exposed to kryptonite, call that experiencing homesickness.
Reblogging cause of the Shazam Wizard one and also Steph!
Billy is kidnapped often. Nothing serious. The villain just wants to tell his monologue of hatred towards a certain hero. All the villains have noticed how the heroes listen to or discuss Billy Batson, the host of a small radio station. That's why the boy is kidnapped. At least once a week. The villains vividly describe their hatred, some even say a spoiler for future crimes. Billy then tells it vividly the next day and jokingly asks the villains to at least feed him, because of their kidnappings he cannot eat normally.
The villains listen to him!
Lex Luthor brought him a whole steak! The Riddler bought him fries, a burger, and a large Coke!
So Billy, being a good person who loves his job, thanks them for the lunch and repeats their monologue word for word, even overacting a little. (But the villains are delighted by this)
Meanwhile, the League is panicking because they are the reason Captain Marvel's son is constantly being kidnapped! Marvel always looks at them with a disappointed look the next day if Billy is kidnapped. But there is nothing they can do! But they tried! Honestly! Captain stop looking at them like that! They didn't know that talking about Billy would turn out like this!
Flash and Superman feel very guilty. After all, it is their villains who often kidnap the boy. Batman tries not to look disappointed at his villains when he finds out that one of them kidnapped Billy, again.
Billy, meanwhile, made a list of villains who treated him very well. In first place was Captain Cold, in second place was the Riddler and Lex Luthor, and in third place was Scarecrow, to the surprise of Batman and Billy himself.
Yes, Billy showed this list to the superheroes so that they would know who was treating him how. As a result, Flash spilled the beans to Snart, and as everyone knows, villains are the best gossips. The news about this list spread like wildfire.
Now the goal among the villains was to get at least into the top five of this list.
Let's just say that Billy started getting kidnapped much more often.
Mfs after getting beat up by the same 3 tweens for the 26th time this month
you're not ascending to godhood you're just dehydrated
Isn't it funny how every fandom revolving around the most horrifying and angst ridden concepts and themes have the cutest fan art of them just being happy for once and every fandom revolving around the most heartwarming and soft themes have that one corner that's filled with people obsessed with the miniscule amount of angst they can get their hands on , I love it, they just make it a different genre so it can be all incompassing
Two-Face in court: Hey... (Flips coin, it lands bad.) Mothers and fuckers of the jury.
Sleeping is stupid.
I need to sleep but I sleep when the sleep is sleeping and idk where I’m going with this sentence I need to fucking slep..
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!!!!!!!! And imm weak
Im going to implode if I don’t sleeep. Good nigjht? More like GOOD RIDDANCEE
He looks like he’s about to breathe all the oxygen and leave none for us 😭😭
What is this frame?😭 why’d they do ma boi Billy like this?
My headcanon for Cass's voice is that when she's having a normal conversation with you she keeps her sentences short and her voice even, there's a hint of a New Jersey accent and a hint of something else that no one can get right because it's the accent that comes from having body language as your mother tongue.
But if you get her angry. If you make her hiss or scream or really use her vocal chords that spent most of her life never being used... It sounds like the gates of hell have opened and fear itself is coming right out of her throat. The raspy, growling anger, the way her voice breaks and cracks as she screams... Getting Cass angry is one of the most harrowing experiences of your life not just because she can kick your ass but because her rage vocalises like the sound of the harshest of violins played by the devil himself screeching in fury.
She/HerAutistic, queer, and (according to all the unfinished fics in my docs) an aspiring fanfic author!
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