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fun fact about me, one time in 2019 me and two friends went to gdańsk, got drunk in the apartment, and made a whole fake documentary about a gay vampire and it’s the silliest thing ever. we still quote it regularly. it ends with the camera man getting eaten and the vampire realizing he’s been staying inside and avoiding sunlight for 500 years for no reason because he didn’t know that he’s actually a daylight vampire (???) and then he goes to italy on vacation. I played his unpaid assistant who helped him pick out outfits

the most fucked up thing about cass and david’s relationship isn’t that david treated her as only a weapon and completely stole her of any personhood, it’s that he genuinely loved his daughter while doing all of that to her

The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.

...until the start of Cass Cain week 2025!

The first day of Cassandra Cain week will be next Monday, January 20th, so get ready!

Take another look at the prompts, refresh yourself on the rules, and get ready to appreciated Cassandra Cain! This event will be using the tag #CassCainWeek2025 so make sure to tag any contributions with that so that they can be found and shared to this blog.

Dc technically makes the rules, but they lost that right after shipping Cass off to HongKong.

So fuck it, I make the rules now and DAMIAN WAYNE AND CASSANDRA CAIN ARE BOTH AUTISTIC

They both get it from Bruce (idc that Cass isn’t biologically related to Bruce, he birthed her and Damian and THATS FINAL)

Damian and cassandra are autistic siblings I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

I want to cry

Leaving the Suit Behind? You Are Invited to Fill Out the Robin Exit Interview

OPEN

why does tumblr looks like that

events rich people go to that aren’t galas because y’all write as if the waynes are going to galas every single week:

-charity event/fundraiser

-banquet

-grand opening of some fancy place/ribbon cutting ceremony

-holiday party

-dinner at the country club

-horse race

-the opera/the theatre/the orchestra

-fuckin yacht clubs or yacht parties or something

-golf tournament (is that what a golf competition is called? a tournament?)

-HUGE wedding

-housewarming party for someone’s new mansion

-art auction

obviously i’m not rich so i don’t do stuff like this and this list is mostly a reference for myself for when i need to write them going to an event and don’t want it to be a gala

ok