“We Should Give Billy Batson A Gun” He Should Be Given A Kiss On The Forehead And A Warm Glass Of

“We should give Billy Batson a gun” He should be given a kiss on the forehead and a warm glass of milk- the gun could then be discussed at a later date.

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3 weeks ago

It's still sinking in that The Owl House was about a girl running away to a fantasy world, all because of the ripple effects of losing her father at an unfairly young age — only to eventually learn that the fantasy world itself was made of the bones, and the flesh, of a loving father who'd protected his child with one of his final actions, before dying and giving life to that fantasy world. And eventually, in his truly final action, even giving life to Luz herself. Luz ran away to the Boiling Isles, all because of a single book that her dad gave her — and unknowingly, she spent every day walking over ground that embodied parental loss. A world that was born from a parent's death, a parent who had to leave their child far too soon — and not just any child, but Luz's own new best friend, in all of this new magical world. And King and Luz were only ever brought together because of their fathers' deaths — before they even realized they had anything in common to grieve. Before they realized a reminder of that grief had been beneath their feet this whole time.

But, at the end of the day... their fathers both gave them parting gifts. Their fathers both gave them the key to come of age in a world full of people who'd care about them — maybe not the only world where they could've been happy, but a world they wouldn't want to imagine missing. Their fathers gave them the chance to meet each other. To understand each other. And, ultimately, to heal and grow up together. Until the ground beneath their feet stops feeling so heavy, like grief — and starts feeling lighter again, like a gift, and a happy memory.

1 week ago
Duke, Elaine, and Doug eat at a table. An edited yellow narration box reads: My parents. I talk about them all the time, can you imagine a world where I said I didn't? That wouldn't even be me!
Bruce Wayne stretches out a hand. An unedited yellow narration box at the top reads, "I just want..." At the bottom an edited-in yellow narration box interrupts Bruce's text, reading: "What the &*#$? Why am I imagining Bruce instead of Dad? Joker must've hit me harder than I thought."
Stephanie, wearing a purple sweater, rubs her neck and says "Soooo... we're gonna talk about the elephant in the room, right?"

Duke, in bed with a bandage wrapped around his head, says (in an edited speech bubble): "The fact that you only ever wear purple? Does the artist not know you can wear other colors?"
Duke, with a bandage around his head, says "if I could be out there right now, I would be." The second speech bubble is edited in, saying: "And I am. I've been sneaking out every night. I'm not staying benched, does Bruce even know me?"
Dick, sliding out the window, says: "Got room for one more?"
Duke, tearing up, says (in an edited speech bubble): "No? I don't even like you. The last time we were on a roof together I got arrested. Please leave me and my actual sibling alone."
Alfred says, "...Master Bruce's point about training is a fair one." Duke, with a displeased expression, says (in an edited speech bubble): "I &%*$ing hate you, Alfred."

WFA Duke edits with things I think he should have said!!! BIG thank you to @stephexmachina for helping edit these 💖💖💖💖.


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3 months ago

Unrelated but why does he look like that?? 😭

Unrelated But Why Does He Look Like That?? 😭
Vote For Who Would Win In A Fight To The Death!
Vote For Who Would Win In A Fight To The Death!

Vote for who would win in a fight to the death!

7 months ago

SHE’D FINALLY BE ABLE TO HAVE A CONVERSATION IN HER NATIVE LANGUAGE, SHE’D FINALLY BE ABLE TO GET HER FULL POINT ACROSS WITHOUT ISSUE OR MISCOMMUNICATION!!!!!!

Make Cass and J'onn friends PLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE


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4 months ago

jason died a hero AND lived long enough to see himself become the villain

4 months ago

Idk about you, but it’s very important to me that Cassandra Cain has a scratchy and sore sounding voice paired with an accent that is completely unique.

Like, that girl was homeless and wandering the US for around 9 years! Pairing that with the fact she didn’t use her voice often/at all for the first 17 years of her life then of course her voice will sound weird from the disuse!


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7 months ago

Cass would be the absolute worst person to swap scar stories with like imagine the batkids hanging out and comparing old bullet wounds. A few jokes about dying, a few brags about situations that were terrifying at the time but they survived so they get to turn it into a cool story now. And just when Damian is finishing up dragging Jason for shooting him that one time Cass finally chimes in, pointing to a scar on her shoulder.

"This one's from my dad when I was around 5. I was fighting twenty mercinaries but it was getting too easy so he shot me to teach me to always be on guard."

One long awkward silence commences. The mood of the room is officially lowered right down from light to somber. No one knows how to fix this until Cass speaks up again, this time pointing to a scar on her chest.

"This one's from when Tim and I faked my death."

And now everyone is both sad and extremely confused. Except for Tim who will thankfully take over and steer the conversation onto a lighter topic: Faking each other's murder, his and Cass's favourite sibling bonding activity

5 months ago

Cassandra managed to have both mummy issues and daddy issues, with two separate sets of parents, every issue completely unique and different from the others...

She's really the best

2 months ago

the most fucked up thing about cass and david’s relationship isn’t that david treated her as only a weapon and completely stole her of any personhood, it’s that he genuinely loved his daughter while doing all of that to her

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