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i will never understand how people can be a steph fan and hate cass or vice versa. like the venn diagram of steph fans and cass fans should be a circle. sorry but this is my truth

i hate david cain for doing cassandras hair before he sent her into that room. there are already so few tender moments he shares with her, but i think that one, the one we dont ever see, is the one that makes me hate him the most.

OP don’t just leave this in tags

i don't need imagine what celebrity gossip rags look like in gotham. i can just open tumblr.

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

I know we're all caught up in the euphoria of Tate Brombal's Batgirl run but I unfortunately have to remind you that at this very moment Tom King is giving us some of the most dogshit Lady Shiva writing ever.

Seriously, what is this? She wouldn't say that. You can tell this man has no respect for her characterisation in The Question (1987).

what the fuck are they feeding the falin and marcille fan artists. why are they painting the sistine chapel every time. they're going crazy style. those freaks. i love them so much.

How Long is this Fic Really?: A Guide

Word count in the HP Series: 

Sorcerer’s Stones: 76,944  Chamber of Secrets: 85,141 Prisoner of Azkaban: 107,253  Goblet of Fire: 190,637 Order of the Phoenix: 257,045 Half-Blood Prince: 168,923 Deathly Hallows: 198,227

Word count in the LOTR Series:

The Hobbit: 95,022 Fellowship of the Ring: 177,227 Two Towers: 143,436 Return of the King: 134,462

I love the recent wave of Hallucisteph shit posts because most fanon jokes are funny but give you an erroneous idea of canon personality/relationships but no. Cassandra Cain literally does that, and it's as gay and ridiculous as the shit posts make it out to be. If anything, you're not getting the full experience.

There's this trend I'm calling "Over-corrective fanon." Where you have a commonly held opinion in fandom that is seen as inaccurate. In response, a new headcanon springs out, usually designed to combat the first fanon by swinging in the complete opposite direction.

For example, let's pick an obvious one: Combating the 'Dick Grayson was the ray of sunshine" by going "Dick was actually an angry kid! Jason thought Robin was magic."

None of the Robins were "The Angry Robin" They all had varying emotions, and boiling them down to one extreme or the other is just not embracing the character in the entirety.

i know this please help me

last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

we got this

and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in

I really love the idea of captain marvel being like really fucking shady

Imange with me

"I know a guy"

Knows how to pick locks

Yeah for blood you've got to do peroxide and cold water and scrub harder

*the league is talking about a crime boss his image is shown marvel is late* hey I know that guy!

Can relate to criminals

Still has the sunny boyscout attitude somehow

When overhearing a conversation about weapons and their pros and cons marvel causally drops the fact that he favors a switchblade

Flash and green lantern are talking a show most likely the office they ask captain marvel if hes seen it

"Oh no I dont have a tv sorry"

In the end half the league thinks hes a really polite mafia boss

Wait, there are boy Robins? Hm, sounds like diversity picks to me.

Reblog if you want to see Cassandra Cain beat up Nazis.

Incorrect DC quotes part 13

Oh fun! The notes are broken

You've heard of Earth is space australia now get ready for: Earth is the space Amazon Rainforest. Aliens land on Earth and they are losing their goddamn minds because every square inch of the ground is absolutely PACKED with life like there are hundreds of species just in this one site, there are winged animals flying through the sky and multiple colonies of sophisticated social insects just in the shadow of their ship, this ONE ROCK is covered in MULTIPLE SPECIES OF ORGANISMS that are themselves MULTIPLE ORGANISMS LIVING SYMBIOTICALLY, the tall, woody autotrophs look so different from each other because they're...holy shit that's like 5, 6, 7???? different species on this one site???

they start talking to a human and the human is like "haha yeah that's a crow!" and the alien researcher is like "you called it a 'bird' earlier, is that a different name?" and the human is like "oh a crow is just one species of bird, there's like, 10 others out there"

"On this planet?"

"No, in the back yard right now."

Superman exposed to kryptonite, call that experiencing homesickness.

I don’t watch house md and I never will but I’m very interested in what those two old gay men have going on

i think everybody in the batfam should leave the batfam for a couple of days and travel the multiverse and date people not affiliated with gotham at all and then regroup next run

A summary of Cass's early years:

Cassandra: (baby noise)

David, handing her a loaded gun and watches her nail every target:

people who dont experience it cannot comprehend how awful executive dysfunction is. I WANT to do the task, i have the resources TO do the task, i will feel better having DONE the task

but i cant fucking do the task

having depression makes your friends seem like the coolest most put together people on earth like wow... you got out of bed, had breakfast, went to work, AND spent some time on a hobby when you got home....? that's so impressive you're like superman or something. can i borrow your power.

You don’t know how desperately I need the Justice League to pull up to the Rock of Eternity cause they need the help of the all powerful and all knowing Champion of Magic, only to see a kid playing with toy cars making “vroom!” noises and to face the realisation that this is the person who can control all magic in the world

what if instead of cassandra cain she was cassandra wayne and they actually acknowledged she's bruce's kid

Made myself depressed thinking about Cass again. Specifically DCeased Cass. Imagining her dropping her Shazam form whenever it comes time to beat up some regular goons. When the others ask her why, she fires back with simply, "keeps me sharp." The real truth is because she can't be hurt as Shazam, and after everything that's happened, after losing Bruce and Barbara and Tim and Stephanie and now even Damian, she really, really needs to feel hurt.

Cass: Barbara, we're out of Pop Tarts. Babs: CASS WHAT THE FUCK?! Cass: What? I get snacky. Babs: No I mean why is there a sword through you?! Cass: Oh. Because... I was stabbed? Babs: Why is it still in you?! Cass: Keeps the blood in. Stop being weird.

you're not ascending to godhood you're just dehydrated