Crime and Punishment: Incorrect Quotes
I would never stop thinking about this novel. I never will. So here I bless you with some incorrect quotes that I wrote on our beloved characters! Hope you like it!
Porfiry, giving a whole damn monologue throughout the novel:
Raskolnikov, internally resisting the urge to not bring his axe out again: .. you're all good, Rodya. You're all good.
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Raskolnikov, talking about Luzhin: I said, that I don't think that he's good for you!
Dunya: How do you know what's good for me?
Raskolnikov, in an outburst: That's my OPINION!
Dunya, shocked:
Pulcheria, confused:
Razumikhin: .. oh.
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Raskolnikov: I might have to beat someone up just to get rid of all this blind fury.
Razumikhin: Oh, wow..
Raskolnikov: Now I feel pretty sorry for the next guy who looks at me funny.
Razumikhin: Hm.. what about that guy?
Raskolnikov, turns around to see Porfiry smiling at him sinisterly:
Raskolnikov, faints and passes out: Bozhe moy—
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Luzhin: Yup, sometimes you got to beat the ladies off with a stick!
Luzhin, swinging his stick: Back woman! Back, I said!
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Sonya: Ha! Footprints in the sand.. but then you turn around and see another set. Cause Jesus was with you, all along.
Camera pans to the next person beside her: .. but my name is Raskolnikov?
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Svidrigailrov, when he kills his own wife so he can marry Dunya but gets rejected after getting almost shot by her:
Svidrigailrov: Well, guess I'll die? *shrugs with the gun in his hand*
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Raskolnikov: I'm Napoleon. I'm a hero. I'm strong. I'm brave. I did something for society and humanity. Why should I be —
The old artisan: You're a murderer.
Raskolnikov, walks away: Nope. I'm not Napoleon. I'm a failure. I've been sinned. Sorry Mama. Sorry Dunya. *soon faints in between*
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Luzhin, exists:
Raskolnikov: How dare you breathe in our presence?!
Luzhin: Then am I not supposed to breathe? Why don't you do the same?
Raskolnikov: At least I'd be happy to die knowing you died with me too. *flips off at him*
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Alyona, lying on the floor dead:
Raskolnikov, stares at her dead body: .. well shit.
Raskolnikov, making a cool pose: But at least I've got that money!
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Fyodor Dostoevsky, creates Crime and Punishment:
Me, travelling back in time, and bowing down next to him: Thank you for writing such an amazing book. It changed my life.
Fyodor: But I just wrote this book about human suffering?
You got a lot of audacity for someone scared to say they asked for no pickes
Impulsiveness : Acts on instinct without careful planning. Perfectionism : Sets unrealistically high standards, leading to self-criticism. Indecisiveness : Struggles to commit to decisions or choose a path. Arrogance : Overestimates one’s abilities and dismisses others. Pessimism : Habitually expects negative outcomes in most situations. Cynicism : Distrusts the motives and sincerity of others. Overconfidence : Places excessive faith in one’s skills, often underestimating risks. Stubbornness : Resists change and refuses to adapt to new ideas. Jealousy : Feels envious of others' success or possessions. Insecurity : Experiences frequent self-doubt and a lack of confidence. Procrastination : Tends to delay tasks, often leading to missed opportunities. Passivity : Avoids taking initiative and relies on others to act. Aggressiveness : Responds with hostility or force rather than reason. Selfishness : Prioritizes personal gain over the welfare of others. Fragility : Is overly sensitive to criticism and easily discouraged. Egotism : Constantly focuses on oneself and one’s own importance. Defensiveness : Quickly rejects or rationalizes away critique or new information. Manipulativeness : Exploits others to fulfill personal needs or desires. Recklessness : Shows a careless disregard for potential risks or consequences. Resentfulness : Holds lingering bitterness and grudges over perceived wrongs. Distractibility : Finds it hard to maintain focus amid competing interests. Impatience : Lacks the willingness to wait, often spoiling opportunities to learn. Perfunctory : Performs actions in a mechanical, uninspired manner. Self-Doubt : Consistently questions personal abilities and decisions. Arbitraryness : Makes decisions based on whim rather than reason or evidence. Rigidity : Is inflexible and unwilling to consider alternative viewpoints. Gullibility : Trusts too easily, often leading to being misled or deceived. Obsession : Becomes excessively fixated on particular ideas or details. Aloofness : Maintains emotional distance, appearing detached or indifferent. Intolerance : Refuses to accept differing perspectives or lifestyles.
Mix genres and time periods: Experiment by combining elements from different eras or genres to create unique settings and narratives.
Use "what if" scenarios: Pose unexpected questions (e.g., What if time travel operated on emotions rather than mechanics?) to spark novel ideas.
Draw from diverse mediums: Engage with art, music, or even scientific papers to inspire unexpected plot twists.
Embrace absurdity: Let illogical or surreal ideas guide you; sometimes the wildest thoughts lead to compelling stories.
Reverse clichés: Identify common tropes in your favorite genres and deliberately invert them to create fresh perspectives.
Incorporate personal anomalies: Transform your idiosyncrasies and personal struggles into rich, multi-dimensional characters.
Use mind-mapping: Visually plot your ideas in a freeform way to uncover hidden connections between disparate elements.
I’m 35 now. Also here’s the original doodle
I was practicing drawing portraits and I was drawing some badass expression and I screwed ot up and she looked sickly, so I leaned into it, and i think I just accidentally drew viktor lol
How are y’all gonna call Gortash the smelly one when Ketheric has ‘crypt breath’ (according to Orin) and Orin herself bathes in blood, guts, & sewage on the daily? :/
Like Gortash objectively smells the best of the Dead Three, his hand-signed pass to his own coronation ceremony canonically smells like vanilla and rosewood; this man does indeed shower and I will not hear otherwise
Made with love, a random pencil, and a dollar store calligraphy pen.
Its.. it's just a stickbug samurai that my sibling wanted me to draw from their weird critter universe.
he looks like he's in a manga panel, and I love him dearly.
Edit: I added Japanese maple leaves to the background.
“Those poor boys”
“She deserves to be punished too.”
“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”
“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”
“She put herself in harm’s way”
“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”
“She ruined their lives.”
Did a bit more portrait practice. Decided after the viktor incident I would just lean into the arcane stuff.
Heres my reference photo! I think i got surprisingly close to the real thing. Wasn't expecting that.
Also, he needs chapstick so bad. Those lips are incredibly crusty
last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this
we got this
and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in