How Are Y’all Gonna Call Gortash The Smelly One When Ketheric Has ‘crypt Breath’ (according To

*gives you a foxglove* *gives you a nightshade* *gives you a devil’s trumpet* *gives you a moonflower* *gives you an oleander* *gives you a lily of the valley* *gives you a hydrangea* *gives you wisteria* *gives you a buttercup* *gives you a daffodil* *gives you an iris* *gives you elder berries* *gives you a

Saw someone say people who love history are really just people who love gossip and I can’t stop thinking about it so now you have to as well.

Gortash: what were you and your butler prattling about?

Durge: oh, it was mostly sceleritas. But he mentioned you.

Gortash: great. What does he want?

Durge: nothing important. Just wants us to cease all communication with each other.

Gortash: for what reason?

Durge: does it matter?

Gortash: absolutely.

Durge: he believes you're getting in the way of my duties. Moreover, you're a baneite.

Gortash: he wants us to separate ways because I worship bane?

Durge: and because you're an intrusion. But of course.

Gortash: he serves you, why is he ordering you around?

Durge: he is not.

Gortash: yes he is.

Durge: he is just making sure I fulfill my duties, father doesn't look on favour of disappointment.

Sceleritas: that is correct milady, your father wants the best for you, and so do I.

Gortash: gods, were you here this whole time?

Sceleritas: milady, would you not so kindly tell the banite that I do not converse with worshippers of your father's foes.

Durge: he can hear you fel, you're right next to him.

Sceleritas: I see that, I simply refuse to acknowledge him.

Gortash: your butler is unpleasant.

Sceleritas: your inscrutable countenance makes me want to vomit my insides into the bucket of bhaal.

Gortash: so you finally acknowledge me.

Sceleritas: master, I beg of you, slay the tyrant.

Durge: we need him fel.

Sceleritas: there are innumerable amounts of banites, eradicate him, and i would be so proud.

Gortash: kill him, he called me ugly.

Sceleritas: did I stutter?

someone please draw gortash as a cat right now.

shoutout to this lady in sorcerous sundries that named her cat lord pawtash btw

Crime and Punishment: Incorrect Quotes

I would never stop thinking about this novel. I never will. So here I bless you with some incorrect quotes that I wrote on our beloved characters! Hope you like it!

Porfiry, giving a whole damn monologue throughout the novel:

Raskolnikov, internally resisting the urge to not bring his axe out again: .. you're all good, Rodya. You're all good.

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Raskolnikov, talking about Luzhin: I said, that I don't think that he's good for you!

Dunya: How do you know what's good for me?

Raskolnikov, in an outburst: That's my OPINION!

Dunya, shocked:

Pulcheria, confused:

Razumikhin: .. oh.

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Raskolnikov: I might have to beat someone up just to get rid of all this blind fury.

Razumikhin: Oh, wow..

Raskolnikov: Now I feel pretty sorry for the next guy who looks at me funny.

Razumikhin: Hm.. what about that guy?

Raskolnikov, turns around to see Porfiry smiling at him sinisterly:

Raskolnikov, faints and passes out: Bozhe moy—

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Luzhin: Yup, sometimes you got to beat the ladies off with a stick!

Luzhin, swinging his stick: Back woman! Back, I said!

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Sonya: Ha! Footprints in the sand.. but then you turn around and see another set. Cause Jesus was with you, all along.

Camera pans to the next person beside her: .. but my name is Raskolnikov?

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Svidrigailrov, when he kills his own wife so he can marry Dunya but gets rejected after getting almost shot by her:

Svidrigailrov: Well, guess I'll die? *shrugs with the gun in his hand*

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Raskolnikov: I'm Napoleon. I'm a hero. I'm strong. I'm brave. I did something for society and humanity. Why should I be —

The old artisan: You're a murderer.

Raskolnikov, walks away: Nope. I'm not Napoleon. I'm a failure. I've been sinned. Sorry Mama. Sorry Dunya. *soon faints in between*

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Luzhin, exists:

Raskolnikov: How dare you breathe in our presence?!

Luzhin: Then am I not supposed to breathe? Why don't you do the same?

Raskolnikov: At least I'd be happy to die knowing you died with me too. *flips off at him*

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Alyona, lying on the floor dead:

Raskolnikov, stares at her dead body: .. well shit.

Raskolnikov, making a cool pose: But at least I've got that money!

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Fyodor Dostoevsky, creates Crime and Punishment:

Me, travelling back in time, and bowing down next to him: Thank you for writing such an amazing book. It changed my life.

Fyodor: But I just wrote this book about human suffering?

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ocs part 3!

yooo! Aconi time!

She uh... she got her face burned off.

Shes also really evil.

HOWEVER she's like a mother to the people under her. And like an absolute girl boss.

Shes also just a joy to draw.

Then we got laurel, the archivist. Because the court of the aconite values knowledge, she's very important.

Servia! Holy *shit* is she tall.

she also like. Sits in the dark corners of her library and spooks the crap out of people nearby.

devante. Probably the worst drawn, but look man, I tried. I was not in the mood.

The idea of justice in the court of the aconite isn't morality, but rather loyalty and brotherhood. An assassination is a good idea if you want to climb the ranks, but you have everyone against you in a heart beat.

how do you do, fellow Creatives™