Jim: I'm Not A Bad Guy!

[on the crow's nest]

Stede: This is where I come to cry.

Ed: What?

Stede, sweating: I said this is where I come to be a cool guy.

[playing Among Us]

Frenchie, the Imposter: It's Pete!

Pete: What?! I was with Lucius the whole time!

Lucius: It's Pete.

Izzy, plotting revenge step by step:

1. ?

2. ?

3. ?

4. ?

5. And then they'll all be sorry.

Black Pete, standing on the dinner table: This place has gone to HELL!

Stede, to Ed: He does this once a week.

[Izzy and Lucius reaching for a burger at the same time, their hands touch, their eyes meet]

Lucius: Hey, this is kinda gay-

Izzy: Get the fuck off my McDonald's.

Oluwande: Frenchie offered me his drink because I mentioned I was thirsty.

Oluwande: I was not fucking expecting to take a sip of Baja Blast Mountain Dew at 7 in the morning.

The Swede: It's a barren, featureless desert out there, isn't it?

Oluwande: That's the back of the map.

Black Pete: GOD you're so clingy.

Lucius: YOU came into MY bed???

Stede: It's like the bad guys always know where we are!

Lucius: Stede, did you remember to set your Twitter location to private?

Stede:

Lucius: You set it to private, right?

Stede:

Lucius: stede

[first few episodes]

Blackbeard: Any word about Bonnet and his crew?

Izzy: They found a dollar on the ground and almost killed each other because there was a vending machine nearby.