one time I saw a headcanon that slightly aligns with your bill:
In every single picture you take of him, he is staring directly and unblinkingly at the camera.
Oh, that's a fun headcanon, I like that. Even if someone's trying to take a candid shot and they think he doesn't know they're taking it, even if Bill isn't turned directly toward the camera himself, even if he didn't seem to be looking directly at the camera when they took the shot—his eye always is pointed straight at it in the photo.
Now you're looking at the picture but the picture is looking at you.
You can only REBLOG THIS TODAY
i am never going to emotionally recover from this.
my little asshole i love him i hope he falls down the stairs painfully /affectionate
Love how Ford and Bill bicker like an old divorced couple
Ford said, "I wrote about it in... my first journal..."
"Ah," Bill said. "You mean the incinerated one." He said it so coolly, like he wasn't the one who incinerated it.
"Actually," Mabel said, "after everything went back to normal, Grunkle Ford's journals got un-incinerated!"
Bill made a poor show of trying not to look surprised. "You don't say."
"Yeah, good as new! They regrew their torn pages and everything," Mabel said. "And... then we kinda chucked them into the bottomless pit."
Bill cracked up, kicking out a foot in mirth. "You what?! You idiots, don't you know you had an invaluable occult encyclopedia in your hands? The second journal alone was the most important human grimoire of the last five hundred years!"
Ford was too irritated to be flattered. What business did Bill have mocking him, thirty seconds ago Bill had thought he was the one who destroyed the journals. Ford snapped, "I didn't want to keep anything you'd tainted."
He was gratified by how fast Bill stopped laughing. "Then burn down your shack and lobotomize your hippocampus," Bill muttered.
He's like, three seconds away from rubbing his hands on Ford's face and saying "Now you have my cooties. Kill yourself."
Two chapters ago he told Ford he wanted to be friends again.
i haven’t drawn this guy in this form for a hot while (exclude yesterday, i just wanted to add onto the drawing )
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