Yes. Just Yes.

me: watches criminal minds for 4 hours straight 

someone: knocks on my door 

me:

new meme idea

photoshopping the nintendo logo onto things that nintendo clearly did not make. for example:

Friend: hey,how many straight ships do you have ?

Me : me,oh i have loads.

Friend : name them then.

Me : * sweats nervously * well there's ..um..no it's..wait I've got this , don't rush me.

Friend: you don't have any do you.

Me : No.

ship: the gays

OTP: The Special Gays™

i love it when pets fall asleep on me because i can ask anyone to do anything for me sorry i can’t get up i have been chosen

Random thing I made at 3 in morning