I Got The Turtle From A Vending Machine In A Pizza Parlor Around The Same Time.

He got scared straight out of Warfstache

A drunk Warfstache contemplating about his life would be a cool short!

I see this

The ability to draw is the ability to create hell

Okay, I can’t keep this in my brain anymore, Who would win in a fight?

Sander Sides or Jacksepticeye’s Egos

Sorry rick 😔

Out of all of these universes, which one screams ‘Nepo Baby?’

And I don’t mean characters or the actual people themselves. I mean which universe has the most privilege and is annoying about it? Which one is most likely to shout ‘do you know who my parents are?!’ in the name of strive?

One of these snakes are not like the snothers

YES, THAT GENDER

I explained to Kuzco what non-binary meant. He seemed pretty intrigued by it.

You had to be taught that?

‘respect ur elders’ why cause they’re old? I can outrun them, outsmart them, outmaneuver them. 

Omg, that's so funny, wait-

“Hey, Remus?”

“Yeah, Patrick?”

“IT WAS ONE TIME-”

Do you think canon Thomas ever, like... Mixes up their names? We know for a fact Writer Thomas does, thanks to bloopers. Like, Logan alone has been mistaken for both Virgil and Patton at one point. Like, it has to be the same for canon Thomas, right?

Thomas definitely had one of those mom moments where he just rattles through all the names until he says the right one. Also a possibility, Thomas rattles off a couple names, gives up, and just points at them while saying “That one! You!” Thomas accidentally called Remus ‘Roman’ once and, safe to say, will never make that mistake again. (No violence (surprisingly,) just a lot of yelling about Thomas’s ‘audacity’ and how they aren’t the same.)

But also I feel the other sides are guilty of this as well. Logan called Patton ‘Janus’ once. Patton thought it was funny, but this haunts Logan. Remus called Virgil ‘Roman’ once, and Virgil brushed it off as a ‘hey, don’t worry about it’ kinda moment. Remus had never been more grossed out by a mix-up. (Ew, I called him my brother’s name? Gross.)

And Thomas has been called by all of the side’s names at least once.

PLEASE DO!! (I’d love to see it when it's done)

Not be casually remembering that Thomas went through an emo phase meaning that ALL the sides were emo at once and Virgil just stayed like that for shits and giggles💀

(Side note: someone draw an emo Roman I need to see this now)