Sorry Rick 😔

Good points! Great points, even!

Okay, I know Logan can’t duck out. That’s canon. There’s nothing that can change that. But you probably wanna know the closest we could probably get to Logan ducking out?

Hypnotism.

Hypnotism can be used for a lot of self-help things, but for this I’m only going to mention those hypnotism performer type dudes.

So, I’m going to imagine what happens is when Thomas (Willingly) goes under hypnosis, Logan just kinda falls asleep? Like, worse-case scenario he can be woken up, but while under hypnosis? He’s just taking a little nap. But who takes Logical control while Logan is out?

Roman does!

That’s why people can eat onions and fully believe they’re eating apples. Or fully believe they’re meeting their celebrity crush when really it’s just Some Guy (tm). Because there isn’t any actual logic behind it, but believable thanks to a little imagination.

weird of mr beast to see jacksepticeye say he ruined youtube by making videos which mr beast doesn’t enjoy and his response is NO !!! I CANT HAVE DONE THAT I HAVE FUN MAKING MY CONTENT !!!

when he’s literally right now running an wholeass nft competition with members of dteam which is crazy behavior and there’s copycat content of his stuff e v e r y w h e r e like bro regardless of how you feel about your content it’s undeniable that youtube has shifted significantly to that kind of exploitative generosity content

maybe mr beast even does it ethically but it’s impossible to deny that his success has spurred lots of people on the platform to do it unethically like cmon

That day isn't today, BAYBEY, I’m stuck here!

one day, you will close Tumblr for a final time…

I’ve had a horrible vision

Teacher, showing the inside of a human: these right here, are your organs.

Charlie:

“This Sam is acting weird”

I saw the gathering of the sams that @tracobuttons’ was doing this year and thought “Hey, I wanna do that!” And so I made one based off my favorite liar 💛 My first time ever participating in one, so I hope you like it :)

Yes, as well as others! I may make a post about it soon

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HOLD ON. WAIT. PATTON. PATTON NO. ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK-

Oh god NOOOOOOO

this user’s blog is a safe place for trans lesbians.

You had to be taught that?

‘respect ur elders’ why cause they’re old? I can outrun them, outsmart them, outmaneuver them.