How I Imagine A Shit-talking Session Between Roman And Janus Would Go (an Incorrect Quote:)

How I imagine a shit-talking session between Roman and Janus would go (an incorrect quote:)

Janus: (whisper) Her mom is f-ing her uncle

Roman: No way!

Janus: Even sent her pic of his dick, she showed me.

Virgil: She has it and showed it to you??

Roman: Thats gross, Jan. You can't unsee that.

Remus: Of all the dudes in the world, she fucked her brother?

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Janus: God, No. Remus, Don’t be sick. The Dad’s brother. Not the moms.

Dark Side Squad + Roman HCs because I want them all to be friends

After having enough of Patton and Logan’s shit, the dark side squad decides to “adopt” Roman because he deserves better.

Through this, Janus and Virgil mend their broken relationship and become friends again for Roman and Remus since Remus wants them to be friends too.

Roman was more than happy to join because he gets to be with Remus and Virgil and gets to start over as friends with Janus.

Janus is the mom friend in this group. Everyone thinks it’s Virgil but Virgil has the sleep schedule of a walnut and his diet consists of doritos and gatorade.

The twins cause chaos almost every day. Remus enables Roman or often comes up with weird shit to experiment with. Roman loves causing chaos with Remus and it often brings them closer.

Sometimes Virgil joins them to watch the chaos unfold. It’s rare that he’ll join in. He’s fine with standing on the side, holding the big ass first aid kit they keep for the twins. Though secretly Virgil worries for the twins’ safety. Like, no Remus, you can’t switch heads with Roman and for the love of god doN’T EAT THAT-

Janus finds the chaos amusing but often has to step in when it gets too messy or noisy. He can’t be too mad at the twins. He’d rather see them happy.

Patton and Logan think Remus is a horrible influence on Roman. Roman changed up his outfit to something dark and scary to match his brother. Remus may or may not have convinced Roman to say a swear word or two.

Self care days! lots of them. Janus knows they all need it. Especially Roman. Janus plans every self care day ahead of time and makes sure there’s an activity for everyone. Spa day for Roman. Snack making and eating for Remus (with supervision). Nap time for Virgil. Reading time and tea for Janus.

Sleep overs! They have lots of those in the living room since Roman and Virgil often have nightmares and Remus’ thoughts won’t let him sleep. Janus is happy to keep them all company.

Sometimes, either after sleepovers or during nap time, Janus will find Roman cuddled up with Virgil and Remus in a small pile. Janus totally does not have a few blackmail pictures.

On Friday nights, Roman and Janus have drinks while they shit talk everyone else and gossip. Occasionally, Virgil and Remus will join.

Mom friend Janus also does most of the cooking, Virgil occasionally coming in to help. Janus knows everyone’s preferences and portions. Large portion for Remus and something with odd textures and flavors. Medium portions for Roman and something savory with an easy to digest texture. Small portion and something spicy for Virgil. Janus especially helps Roman when he has a hard time eating or has forgotten to eat.

The twins still have sibling fights and arguments but they don’t stay mad at each other for too long. Janus or Virgil usually help them make up.

Ever since Roman joined the squad, Remus and Janus and Virgil have all been very protective of Roman.

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1 year ago

If Roman and Remus we're chill with each other, what would you ask them?


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2 years ago

Good points! Great points, even!

Okay, I know Logan can’t duck out. That’s canon. There’s nothing that can change that. But you probably wanna know the closest we could probably get to Logan ducking out?

Hypnotism.

Hypnotism can be used for a lot of self-help things, but for this I’m only going to mention those hypnotism performer type dudes.

So, I’m going to imagine what happens is when Thomas (Willingly) goes under hypnosis, Logan just kinda falls asleep? Like, worse-case scenario he can be woken up, but while under hypnosis? He’s just taking a little nap. But who takes Logical control while Logan is out?

Roman does!

That’s why people can eat onions and fully believe they’re eating apples. Or fully believe they’re meeting their celebrity crush when really it’s just Some Guy (tm). Because there isn’t any actual logic behind it, but believable thanks to a little imagination.


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2 years ago

Fuck yeah

WELCOME TO THE TUMBLR SEXYREMATCH

Hi, I'm sexymanotd. You may know me as the asshole from twitter who ran the original Tumblr Sexyman Tournament. I have tumblr polls now. Who's up for round two?

Here's the bracket—

WELCOME TO THE TUMBLR SEXYREMATCH

Each round will last one day, and each matchup will get their own post. They'll all be tagged "#round one" etc on my blog, and I'll also update this masterpost (wip) with links to every poll.

Btw, my inbox is open for links to any fanart that might get made this time around.

As always, I hate some of these characters and I hope they get obliterated, and the winner will be taken to Baskin Robbins and given a small cone. My treat.


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2 years ago

Let’s talk about 16th century Italian theatre.

No wait come back I promise this is actually related to Sanders Sides

So, last night I was talking with some friends about an AU I’m currently working on. I’ve been away from the Sanders Sides fandom for a good while now, but recently my hyperfixation reactivated and now my brain is so ready to write a ridiculously long longfic with a convoluted premise and horrifying implications. (I’m like 25k in. Having the time of my life. No doubt I’ll talk about it more later. This isn’t about that.)

Since I’m not the sort of person who usually writes AUs - I prefer to stick to canonverse, and canonverse-adjacent fics - I eventually brought up how worried I always am about characterization of the Sides in AUs. Because although I do adore an AU; I devour Love and Other Fairytales like candy and think about Lavender For Luck all the time and don’t even get me started on WIBAR, when it comes to my own writing, I secondguess myself a lot. I don’t like to stray too far from canon concepts and characterization. I get worried when I don’t draw enough connections to things that happen in the series, because it feels like a betrayal of the source material - if I change a character dynamic from how it’s usually portrayed, I spend entirely too long thinking about how to make it work. 

And someone else said, well, I don’t usually worry about that sort of thing very much anymore. 

And I said, why not?

And they said, well, I haven’t watched the actual show for ages. I mainly treat the Sides as stock characters for the stories I write, and my brain fucking exploded.

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1 year ago

Friendly reminder: People are allowed to be wrong about things?? Especially when they know they’re wrong

Unpopular opinion: I want him to be wrong more often. I think it’s funny 😊

I think the funniest thing about MatPat hate is that his critics believe him more than most of his fans. Like bestie he's the guy that taught me that English class can be about arguing for a completely incorrect interpretation for fun as long as you have evidence. He rarely claims his theory is the absolute truth, remember his catchphrase? "But hey, that's just a theory!"


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1 year ago

Please, for the love of God have Roman (or just Thomas) Play undertale

TS Tweet 8/8/23

TS tweet 8/8/23

Ok, I actually really enjoy doing public livestreams as my characters… so if you have any suggestions for games to play while on livestream in character… let me know 👀


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5 years ago

Only these two what?

Only These Two, Ladies And Gentlemen. Only These Two. 

only these two, ladies and gentlemen. Only these two. 

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