I, Literally, Could Never (be That Much Of A Hater)

How I imagine a shit-talking session between Roman and Janus would go (an incorrect quote:)

Janus: (whisper) Her mom is f-ing her uncle

Roman: No way!

Janus: Even sent her pic of his dick, she showed me.

Virgil: She has it and showed it to you??

Roman: Thats gross, Jan. You can't unsee that.

Remus: Of all the dudes in the world, she fucked her brother?

...

Janus: God, No. Remus, Don’t be sick. The Dad’s brother. Not the moms.

Dark Side Squad + Roman HCs because I want them all to be friends

After having enough of Patton and Logan’s shit, the dark side squad decides to “adopt” Roman because he deserves better.

Through this, Janus and Virgil mend their broken relationship and become friends again for Roman and Remus since Remus wants them to be friends too.

Roman was more than happy to join because he gets to be with Remus and Virgil and gets to start over as friends with Janus.

Janus is the mom friend in this group. Everyone thinks it’s Virgil but Virgil has the sleep schedule of a walnut and his diet consists of doritos and gatorade.

The twins cause chaos almost every day. Remus enables Roman or often comes up with weird shit to experiment with. Roman loves causing chaos with Remus and it often brings them closer.

Sometimes Virgil joins them to watch the chaos unfold. It’s rare that he’ll join in. He’s fine with standing on the side, holding the big ass first aid kit they keep for the twins. Though secretly Virgil worries for the twins’ safety. Like, no Remus, you can’t switch heads with Roman and for the love of god doN’T EAT THAT-

Janus finds the chaos amusing but often has to step in when it gets too messy or noisy. He can’t be too mad at the twins. He’d rather see them happy.

Patton and Logan think Remus is a horrible influence on Roman. Roman changed up his outfit to something dark and scary to match his brother. Remus may or may not have convinced Roman to say a swear word or two.

Self care days! lots of them. Janus knows they all need it. Especially Roman. Janus plans every self care day ahead of time and makes sure there’s an activity for everyone. Spa day for Roman. Snack making and eating for Remus (with supervision). Nap time for Virgil. Reading time and tea for Janus.

Sleep overs! They have lots of those in the living room since Roman and Virgil often have nightmares and Remus’ thoughts won’t let him sleep. Janus is happy to keep them all company.

Sometimes, either after sleepovers or during nap time, Janus will find Roman cuddled up with Virgil and Remus in a small pile. Janus totally does not have a few blackmail pictures.

On Friday nights, Roman and Janus have drinks while they shit talk everyone else and gossip. Occasionally, Virgil and Remus will join.

Mom friend Janus also does most of the cooking, Virgil occasionally coming in to help. Janus knows everyone’s preferences and portions. Large portion for Remus and something with odd textures and flavors. Medium portions for Roman and something savory with an easy to digest texture. Small portion and something spicy for Virgil. Janus especially helps Roman when he has a hard time eating or has forgotten to eat.

The twins still have sibling fights and arguments but they don’t stay mad at each other for too long. Janus or Virgil usually help them make up.

Ever since Roman joined the squad, Remus and Janus and Virgil have all been very protective of Roman.

This is gonna be about the Mr. Beast Jacksepticeye stuff, if you’re uninterested, just scroll :)

Am I the only one that feels like people are missing the point of Jack’s statement? He said “I don’t like that Mr. Beast makes his entire personality about money” and everyone went “As If YoU dOn’T mAkE mOnEy.” Like, that's not the point. Do I think he was being over dramatic when he said Mr. Beast ruined YouTube? Yes, absolutely. But do I think he had really valid points that people are ignoring? Yes, absolutely.

He wasn’t saying “Making money on YouTube is bad,” he was saying “making your entire personality about money on YouTube is bad” because it perpetuates flex culture that was already bad. Mr. Beast uses charity and things with a hefty price tag for content. Jack doesn’t. Jack has done charity live streams to help feed people and help kids with cancer, yes. But he doesn’t flex it like Mr. Beast does. That's the point he’s getting at.

Also, Mr. Beast claims that he hasn’t bought anything lavish (Specifically a Mansion and sports cars) and only makes content to encourage people in need.

Looking at the videos he makes below (all his most recent,) what about them encourages me to help people and not blow my money on stuff?

For someone who doesn’t buy lavish things, those all seem really expensive, right? Just saying 🤷

@ax3-e0ns Yes, yes, wonderful. Counterpoint: Superhero. One with canonical lazervision and super strength. They also have a doctor, health advantage (also knows the quickest way to immobilize someone (at least.)) One dabbles in dark magic which will definitely throw off some of them. And all of them have some experience with knifes (in one way or another.) And I haven't even dabbled on Anti’s ability to POSSESS PEOPLE

Just some food for thought 👍

Okay, I can’t keep this in my brain anymore, Who would win in a fight?

Sander Sides or Jacksepticeye’s Egos

Do you Mean: The Jims?

Stealing my mom’s credit card as we speak! /j

Link to stream: (x)

Sorry for only posting about the Sanders recently, but here's some more shit that has been rattling in my brain:

Headcannons

When Patton gets mad, he stomps on the ground like a rabbit. This has given him the nickname ‘Thumper’ by Roman and ‘Stomper’ by Janus.

Janus can't smell, at least not normally. Janus has licked a flower before.

Remus doesn’t actually like the taste of anything he eats, but he powers through it because he knows Thomas doesn't either.

Virgil can sometimes be tricked into thinking he has purple eyeshadow, which will in turn make him embarrassed and give him purple eyeshadow.

Roman has one of those mirrors that's covered in sticky notes telling him how great he is. Most of them were written by him, but some we're written by Patton. One was written by Virgil.

Logan has a mysterious hole in his wall that he covers with a Star Trek poster. How that hole got there is unknown.

Au ideas

Virgil, but he’s based on fight instead of flight. He’s punk instead of emo, he’s got red on him instead of purple, he’s definitely more willing to throw hands, and the flirting with social anxiety video goes WAY DIFFERENT (Going up and talking to him? No problem. Not insulting him? That's the new issue.)

Normal Sander Sides, but everyone tolerates each other a little more. Virgil realizes Janus is annoying, but also the main reason why people lie is fear. Patton, after every severe disagreement, makes each of the sides something to eat because he just wants them to know they're loved despite the disagreement. Remus will throw earbuds at Patton when he’s about to say something SUPER heinous. Logan and Janus have conversations over books. Roman will, periodically, write a note apologizing to some of the sides if need be. Sometimes all of the dark sides bother Thomas at once because it's funny. They still fight and argue over things, but the only real issue between them is Roman being mad at Remus because he keeps eating bathroom supplies, which wouldn’t be a problem if THEY WEREN’T MY BATHROOM SUPPLIES YOU DICK

If I come up with anymore, I’ll let you know

I was on Tumblr and the new thing was to say “bim” which stood for “better in memory”. So everyone in their posts were like “JK Rowling is such a bimmy stop defending her in 2022,” and, “You guys remember Voltron? I wish I didn’t. #bim" 

:)

You can only reblog this today.

Imagine if Thomas woke up one day and went “You know what? I’m gonna make my series a horror.” Wouldn’t that just change everything?

Okay, I know Logan can’t duck out. That’s canon. There’s nothing that can change that. But you probably wanna know the closest we could probably get to Logan ducking out?

Hypnotism.

Hypnotism can be used for a lot of self-help things, but for this I’m only going to mention those hypnotism performer type dudes.

So, I’m going to imagine what happens is when Thomas (Willingly) goes under hypnosis, Logan just kinda falls asleep? Like, worse-case scenario he can be woken up, but while under hypnosis? He’s just taking a little nap. But who takes Logical control while Logan is out?

Roman does!

That’s why people can eat onions and fully believe they’re eating apples. Or fully believe they’re meeting their celebrity crush when really it’s just Some Guy (tm). Because there isn’t any actual logic behind it, but believable thanks to a little imagination.