Reblogging This Again For Me, I Forget

“Halt! Our scans show you are harboring an endoparasite and will not be permitted to board!” “A what? Hang on, are you talking about my baby?” “Oh, so you even gave it a name?”

If you're reading this...

go write three sentences on your current writing project.

Yummy 😋

It's Elephants Foot Friday!!!!

RB to instantly receive 8000 roentgens of radiation

I just realized I never showed you my cursed YouTuber white men as dogs memes

There is so much context that is completely lost

It’s always

“Chase ‘n actor!!” “Chase ‘n Damien!!”

What about chase’n those bitches

If I had a dime yadda yadda time loop yadda yadda two nickels

(very cool, very awesome, love this ❤️)

DisMay 2019 Timeline

this is highly inspired by Fins ( @fear-is-nameless)  timeline series, I noticed that no ones really gone and done a timeline (that I’ve seen) for the discord and youtube incidents of May 2019, so I’m gonna do it, about 4 years late, hooray :P

Hit the keep reading cuz this is gonna be long!

along with tagging fin I should probably tag @isas-theory-wall​ and @jselorekeeper​ for this

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He’s having a bad time at the brain conference

My dad was dealing with some mixed feelings so I told him "In therapy when something is too complicated to do a simple 'pro and contra list' we sometimes do an excercise where you imagine all these mixed feelings around a table in some kind of conference, letting each tell their bit and you leading the debate."

and my dad didn't really respond and just stared ahead so I kept preparing lunch. Until a few minutes later when he suddenly piped up: "I am having a bad time at the conference"

Antisepticeye had the heather duke transformation

THIS IS SO GOOD ❤️❤️❤️

🎶 I’m a mark-y girl, in a mack-y woo-o-orld, life in a space ship, is galactic 🎶 (I’m not a composer, someone else pls write a better one 😭 💀)

What would be the emergency?! Bail?

Normally I post Aphmau content here but I just want to say that the Genie from Puppet history is probably friends with Remus from Sanders side

Like um excuse me