Transgarnets - Rox

Tumblr creating normal distribution

With the ides of march fast approaching we must be prepared

Please reblog to make sure everyone is equipped!

Me af

*sees new tumblr*

You seem mentally ill and psychotic

*follows*

Everyone needs to see this

Couldn't do it either. Maybe there's some other gourd that can be impregnated

My experiments have concluded that I can't get a pumpkin pregnant

reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them

That fuckin american city uhhh lasagnales

I am all for this but why the windex??? Why do you need to drink windex first???

At this point I just wanna drink windex and wander into the forest, never to be seen again. Living out my life as a creature of the woods, terrorizing the local dog walkers and leaving that group of college students that hang out in the parking lot every Thursday evening with a sight to remember. I shall become a local urban legend and a gang of high schoolers will write a radio play about me in which the twist is that I am not the real monster and I devour the real antagonist.

This honestly puts it into words better than I ever could

I think I speak for a lot of people when I say this:

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butch trans women reblog if u agree