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I don’t like being referred to as a boy

Of all the scandinavian languages they chose the most incromprehensible one

Patch update: Raccoons now bilingual

This what being my friend is like. I also stop to look at trees and bugs

Watching Venom eat a bunch of TERFs would make me violently horny

The people who police your gender will police your gender even if you're cis.

Eat them.

See I would just steal people's boobs if this was the case. I'd have a whole collection for different occasions. Small and perky for sports, medium round for dresses etc. And YUGE ones for... idk. Sometimes you need big tit energy. (I wanna point out that I'm mega skinny so huge tits would make make me unbalanced and I would fall over)

I wish boobs were detachable. Because sometimes I want to look like a genderless being, other times the outfit needs boobs.

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

shit man, this geology war is fucked. i just saw a volcanologist shoulder their rock hammer and say "pyroclastic blast" or some similar shit, and every geologist around them turned into mummies, frozen forever in poses of fear and horror, and die. the camera didn't even go onto it, that's how common shit like this is. my ass is firing rockslides and mudflows. i think i just heard 'iridium meteor fallout' two groups over. i gotta get the fuck outta here.

Looking more like a checklist these days. I want off this ride. 😭

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