Looking More Like A Checklist These Days. I Want Off This Ride. 😭

anyone else starting to think they're never going to be normal

Senators are going to vote on whether or not we should continue to send aid to Israel on Wednesday, November 13th. Call them, bombard their phone lines with calls. Every fucking day. We have a chance of doing something about this.

Mike Ehrmantraut voice: what you're gonna do is get a bucket and a mop and you're gonna get them for this wet ass pussy. You got that?

This has to be satire. Like that's a joke. ush_710 is making a joke

My home

Loving the implication that

A) you cannot legally possess a pet bear in the afternoon (mornings and evenings are fine ofc)

B) having gay sex with a large hairy man is illegal in the afternoon (again other times it's a-okay)

I love Thailand but I do think I should be allowed to legally enjoy an afternoon bear

This would actually be amazing I wish I had friends to do this with

platonic sex where it’s all giggly and making jokes and you’re just so happy to be friends, platonic sex as a social activity to bond with your besties!!!

STOP SCROLLING!

Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr

literally everyone

Please reblog so I can make this happen

That fuckin american city uhhh lasagnales

I wanted to become a truck driver and thought trans stood for transport

My step brother made me.