Reblog To Make Your Balls Itch

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Funniest bot DM I've gotten. Like this actually got me interested cause like yeah I like granite. We can discuss granite

Kinda wanna post my nudes on here so that like one person sees them and goes "oh neat that's what u look like naked"

this post explodes a transphobe

Don’t promote violence

All hail.

Donald Trump’s Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame is destroyed by man carrying a pickaxe in a guitar case.

Reblogging so that when I finally get some moots I can shame them when they don't tqg me in funny stuff >:>

Reblog if it’s ok for your mutuals to tag you in posts they think you’ll like even if you don’t talk often.

I feel like you don't need to drink windex to lose your mind if you would drink windex to lose your mind but uhm... go off?

At this point I just wanna drink windex and wander into the forest, never to be seen again. Living out my life as a creature of the woods, terrorizing the local dog walkers and leaving that group of college students that hang out in the parking lot every Thursday evening with a sight to remember. I shall become a local urban legend and a gang of high schoolers will write a radio play about me in which the twist is that I am not the real monster and I devour the real antagonist.