this post explodes a transphobe
reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them
Do people actually care if your parents are or aren't ok with your marriage??? Bruh you're the one getting married
brought to you by a white autistic person saying they can't talk to me because my english accent is """sensorily overstimulating"""". i should start charging autistic people for the audacity.
far from prudish but just got blazed porn of someone's pussy spread out so hard and up close like it's a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth and I'm king and grand duke sigismund II augustus inspecting his lands to plot defense against the swedes
Literally happened with my last partner
not really into feet stuff but i think iād let a tgirl suck on my toes for a couple hours if she asked nicely.
Me daily
I am all for this but why the windex??? Why do you need to drink windex first???
At this point I just wanna drink windex and wander into the forest, never to be seen again. Living out my life as a creature of the woods, terrorizing the local dog walkers and leaving that group of college students that hang out in the parking lot every Thursday evening with a sight to remember. I shall become a local urban legend and a gang of high schoolers will write a radio play about me in which the twist is that I am not the real monster and I devour the real antagonist.
Fr. If you need to be in me to make us cum you're doing it wrong
penetration is overrated anyway
Looking more like a checklist these days. I want off this ride. š
Doesn't have to be mysterious. Clearly you can just shoot rich people. With a gun. Go off americans
like to charge, reblog to cast <3
Trans, gay, queer, dumb, lesbian, nerd, physicist, geologist, weirdo, play game, eat hot chip, lie. take a wild guess at my fave mineral. 23
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