Doesn't Have To Be Mysterious. Clearly You Can Just Shoot Rich People. With A Gun. Go Off Americans

'Princess wand' yeah ok whatever now lick my bitch baton

Finding their weakness and exploiting it in combat

I'm sorry but fucking the same person over and over, learning their kinks, their hot spots, how to turn them on instantly, where they like to be touched, licked, kissed, exactly how they like to cum is so much better than having lame sex with different people every night

gay sex. reblog if agree

My home

This honestly puts it into words better than I ever could

I think I speak for a lot of people when I say this:

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This would actually be amazing I wish I had friends to do this with

platonic sex where it’s all giggly and making jokes and you’re just so happy to be friends, platonic sex as a social activity to bond with your besties!!!

It is, infact, not today (it was two days ago :3)

today is not my birthday

Being a monsterfucker is so funny cause I'd fuck this grotesque abomination but straight men can fuck off

Wtf is tumblr doing 😭😭 staff worse than Sarumans after Gandalf became white

did i just witness @germanknifemommy / lilith get nuked in real time????? i was on her blog and then clicked a different post then went to click back in and it says "hmm. nothing here" ???? and the notification i got of her reblog is now gone. what the fuck dumblr???? give her back ~nya

reblog this rat until staff gets involved