This But I Have SSRIs So It's Anxious (less) And Horny (less)

Reblog if you

1. Want to get pegged by a 9-15 foot tall plant women

2. Your Flort looks REALLY cute right now

Or

3. You could absolutely DEVOUR some garlic bread right now

But don’t say which one it is

Me daily

Meow

mutuals if i was a cat and i meowed at u, would u meow back at me? be honest

Do people actually care if your parents are or aren't ok with your marriage??? Bruh you're the one getting married

*walks up to you in a bar*

"Hey my friend over there was wondering, like uhh, what's wrong with you. Like why are you like that."

*walks away*

brought to you by a white autistic person saying they can't talk to me because my english accent is """sensorily overstimulating"""". i should start charging autistic people for the audacity.

Why are transfems so much funnier than everyone else

The only non-transfem i can think of that matches that level of funny is jerma

Jerma has that tgirl humor

I have a tiny cheesecake I bought at the grocery store.... But I am so comfy... I haven't a fork.... What do I do....