Trans, gay, queer, dumb, lesbian, nerd, physicist, geologist, weirdo, play game, eat hot chip, lie. take a wild guess at my fave mineral. 23
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shit man, this geology war is fucked. i just saw a volcanologist shoulder their rock hammer and say "pyroclastic blast" or some similar shit, and every geologist around them turned into mummies, frozen forever in poses of fear and horror, and die. the camera didn't even go onto it, that's how common shit like this is. my ass is firing rockslides and mudflows. i think i just heard 'iridium meteor fallout' two groups over. i gotta get the fuck outta here.
Why are there so many fucking pornbots on tumblr wtfffff
mrrow!! *paws at you* *paws at you* *paws at you* *paws at you* *paws at you* *bites you* *paws at you* *paws at you* *paws at you* *paws at you* *paws at you* *paws at you* *paws at you* *paws at you* *paws at you* *paws at you*
Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr
literally everyone
Please reblog so I can make this happen
I have eyebags because that's where I keep my eyes
i have eyebags cuz the light from my halo keeps me up all night
Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted
I don’t like being referred to as a boy
my desiccated son thrunt
Well fucks? Get to it!
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
far from prudish but just got blazed porn of someone's pussy spread out so hard and up close like it's a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth and I'm king and grand duke sigismund II augustus inspecting his lands to plot defense against the swedes
gay sex. reblog if agree
People on Tumblr will see a post and reblog it
Such idiots
This is the kind of trans-inclusivity I like to see
every girl in the world is the prettiest girl in the world no i will not be elaborating
How It Starts
It’s innocent at first—just two trans girls sitting way too close, sharing mirrors and brushes, pretending this is just about eyeliner techniques and not about the way our hands keep lingering on each other’s skin. You tilt my chin up, fingers brushing my jaw, and I swear I forget how to breathe.
By the time we’re negotiating our little trade—you’ll teach me how to wing my liner if I do your dishes—the tension has already shifted. The touches last a little longer, the teasing gets a little bolder. The compliments start flowing, layered between giggles and stolen glances.
"Your lips look so soft with that gloss."
"Your skin is so smooth—I could touch it all day."
And then—
It’s in that moment, breath catching, fingers hesitating over soft, shivering skin, that we both realize:
Trans girls who get flustered when you compliment them are so cute, like…
And suddenly, one of us is saying it out loud. Come here so I can feel how hard you are.
The words hang between us, thick with heat, a teasing challenge wrapped in a promise. Eyes flicker, lips part, and suddenly, we’re not pretending anymore. The playful touches become something else—gravitational, inevitable.
One moment, we’re giggling over how clumsy we are at getting each other’s tops off, fingers fumbling over straps, buttons, fabric that suddenly feels far too complicated. The next, our laughter is swallowed by gasps and soft, desperate moans, mouths crashing together in messy, lip-gloss-stained kisses.
Fingers tremble against bare skin, tracing curves we’re still learning to love, gripping hips as we grind together, slowly, achingly, lost in the heat. The world outside doesn’t exist—just us, two desperate girls making up for every moment we were denied this kind of love before.
Breathless, needy, we praise each other between gasps. You’re doing so good. You feel so good. Hands roam, nails dig into soft flesh, and for once—just this once—there is no shame, no hesitation.
Just pleasure. Just warmth. Just us.
*save as*
*right clicks on you*
In other horrifying news, the Supreme Court will be hearing a case to decide if conversion therapy will be allowed to be used on queer and trans individuals, including minors.
The case comes from Colorado, from Christian therapist who states that the ban on conversion therapy restricts free speech.
The case will not be heard until late 2025, but this is one of those times to spread the word that this is happening now.
As always, remember to protect our queer and trans community members. They need more support now more than ever.
Yo this is funny as hell everyone should fill it out. Yes even if you aren't in the US
https://secured.heritage.org/the-heritage-doge-survey/
civic duty
me in the pussy if im being fully honest
Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!
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Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!
Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!
Tumblr creating normal distribution
Please reblog to make sure everyone is equipped!
Just let me hold ur spleen for a few minutes
she’s a 10 but she’s a little too into wanting to see your organs
I have a tiny cheesecake I bought at the grocery store.... But I am so comfy... I haven't a fork.... What do I do....
This fuckin dryer has been on "stopping" for almost 10 minutes. Bruh I want my clothes
Founded in 1919 by Dr. Magnus Hirschfeld, the Institute for Sexual Science (Institut für Sexualwissenschaft) was revolutionary. The Institute was more than just a research center—it was a safe haven.
It provided some of the world’s earliest gender-affirming healthcare, including hormone therapy and gender-affirming surgeries. It offered psychological counseling, legal aid, and a space for people to exist as their true selves without fear.
Use the link here to keep reading on our blog!
1 REBLOG = 1 RAT becomes TRANSGENDER
Oh no. MAGA is mad that the NYT shared the names of DOGE staffers. Don’t share this! Would be a shame