Mrrow!! *paws At You* *paws At You* *paws At You* *paws At You* *paws At You* *bites You* *paws At You*

Watching Venom eat a bunch of TERFs would make me violently horny

The people who police your gender will police your gender even if you're cis.

Eat them.

*walks up to you in a bar*

"Hey my friend over there was wondering, like uhh, what's wrong with you. Like why are you like that."

*walks away*

People on Tumblr will see a post and reblog it

Such idiots

Its actually very easy to differentiate boys and girls. Girls are venomous, boys are not. You can tell the difference by looking at the anal plate

SO TRUE BESTIE

What's your favourite pickled vegetable?

DILL PICKLE LOVERS UNITE

fyi i will be extending some dark tendrils across the sky later today. just a heads up

I'm putting a lot of hope on you potato. Do not fail me

Mike Ehrmantraut voice: what you're gonna do is get a bucket and a mop and you're gonna get them for this wet ass pussy. You got that?

Duvet and mattress

the objects to your immediate left and right are now this year's art fight teams. what's the theme?